toocoolt

[toocoolt @freakbots]

I’m so happy I’m gay if I was straight I would kill myself

[toocoolt @freakbots]

Obviously she wears the pants

[toocoolt @freakbots]

It’s so good that is almost looks AI

[minerva catter @mincatter]

nathan: do you understand why this is funny?

elizabeth holmes: i dont know... updog is a funny word?

nathan: yes, but it sounds like your saying "what's up dog." like a greeting

billy: this interview is over

[E @notethanbogard]

I feel like her when i have a crush on someone

[toocoolt @freakbots]

Me when I found out it’s not
Headlights sharper than a sharp knife #twiggy #mud

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

this is because phoebe bridgers came back #thankyouphoebebridgers

[Anti @antipiker]

i always forget if bisexual is sex twice a week or sex every two weeks

[toocoolt @freakbots]

Tyler is a 6’ BABYYYY #dwts

[toocoolt @freakbots]

every single time Love So Big It Hurts comes on I think it’s going to be We Don’t Talk About Bruno for one second

[toocoolt @freakbots]

Troye Sivan in a poison shirt

[toocoolt @freakbots]

opening a discourse on the meanings in moon so high @remiwolf

[toocoolt @freakbots]

@RuPaul can we lipsync to Gucci flip flops in S19

[toocoolt @freakbots]

@remiwolf hey remi lmk those tour tix go on sale eh?

[toocoolt @freakbots]

Reciting April showers bring May flowers all day except it’s September

[toocoolt @freakbots]

my dad asked Claude what flavor cannabis vape he should buy. I said dad that’s a robot. He’s never tried a vape

[toocoolt @freakbots]

got so drunk last night I started looking like Mitch McConnell

[toocoolt @freakbots]

you’re a dog I’m peanut butter

[toocoolt @freakbots]

oingo boingo and igby rigney #theshards

[toocoolt @freakbots]

everyone else is always somewhere else, and I’ve always said that