CA Akhil Mahajan

Chartered Accountant. My humour is like TAX. Sab ko pinch karta hai.

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

Do not follow me. I might end up offending you.

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

Only person jiski naukri AI ne khaayi hai, wo hai graphic designer.

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

Last night my wife made me realise, I have over 1000 acquaintances, but 0 friend, negative circle.

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

@elonmusk Can you drive it on Mars?

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

🤡
Dhurandar in action 😂😂😂
Killed in rickshaw like the movie.

[🇮🇳 Rakesh Sharma 🇮🇳 @RajasthaniChoro]

@AskAnshul Ye naya naya Bharat hai
Ghar me ghus k marega.

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

@MrBrajeshMishra @CommanMan777589 @Grey_Man___ Habibi come to Punjab. You will find it funny. Since it’s a reality of Punjab now. 🤡

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

@elonmusk @Starlink Base price for starlink?
We pay 7$ for 84 days for unlimited high speed internet access.
Can you provide the same at this rate?

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

@elonmusk 2 minutes of pure awkwardness 👀

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

Life me pehli baar Dalit note dekha hai 😅

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

So my note has a “*” in it
Is it valid? Or fake currency?
@RBI

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

Imagine becoming so friendly with the officer that he allows you to put trades in the middle of your hearing.

[बड़े बुजुर्ग @ChapedKhaanihai]

धन्यवाद @theicai CA !

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

@casarmans @CAamanmittal @theicai Ki koi b CA 2-3 lakh se jyada na kama paaye pure saal 😂😂😂
CA ko gareeb hi rakhna hai..
😂😂

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

Hello @dominos_india @dominos
I ordered and paid for cheese burst pizza , but I was delivered a normal pizza.
Kindly look into this.

Plus I tried the number provided by your Helpdesk, but it is not valid number.

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

@snagachandra @OfficialSBICare Bank people are stupid. They would ask for almost every stupid thing after learning stupid facts from Instagram. They are basically learning new things from Insta university.
If morons had a synonyms in professional getup, it would be a banker.

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

@CAHimankSingla Ps. For your further info, we are only limited to audit reports.
So your comment about MSME or whatever in “NTA” is not feasible.
Max you can advise or do is, qualify it in your “AR”

Don’t give unprofessional opinions publicly and make a fool out of CAs.
Thanks 🙏🏻

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

@CAHimankSingla Hi Himank.
Being a fellow CA, let me ask u 1 question.
Is preparing“notes to acc” responsibility of client or CA? I want legal answer and not “your personal opinion or market practice”

It is client responsibility. So if they don’t make it, we as CA are not bound.

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

@theicai @CJSNanda @sandeepmarwah Have you formed the council to harass the ICAI members?

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

@CAHimankSingla It is high time to put these people out of office. The harassment has crossed all the limits
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[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

@Basappamv @theicai It’s time to put these people out of office. The harassment has crossed the limits.

[CA Akhil Mahajan @freakhil]

@Basappamv @theicai @CJSNanda needs to resign
This is getting out of hand now. 😒