˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗

⋯⋯ we are the small fish, we swim together!

【#lisrp #lifeisstrange // #callmeflib】

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

・:*。

pop cultural pirate connoisseur, white knight,
scientist, or big nerd.

➩ a canon character for #lisrp by #callmeflib
more info below ⇊

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

Um, well, summer classes aren't at my house!

[` 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐢𝐚 .ᐟ @ofgrowingpains]

actually went outside.

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

I spent my summer surviving the zombie apocalypse.

Oh, and summer school.

What did YOU do this summer?

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

-- carton and some unidentified pizza toppings.

He emerges only once he's sure Chad has walked away, grimacing as he takes in the state of his clothes.

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

If one would want to be positive about this whole situation, they could say that at least, Warren has enough experience getting bullied by Chad to know to shut up and close his eyes for the upcoming faceful of trash can content.

He doesn't even try to squirm away and just --

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* the chad @blackwellschad]

“ it's too late. i've got no choice. ”

it's easy to pop the lid off the bin with one hand; leaving the gaping hole ready for what's about to become chad's favorite part of the day.

the maneuver to flip warren upside down comes naturally after having done it so many ——

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

-- accepts his fate, knowing Chad to be much stronger than him.

The worst is that once inside the trashcan, Warren knows it's best to wait for Chad to leave lest he decides he deserves more, folded awkwardly inside, at least moving to keep his face away from a discarded milk --

[Max (Caulfield) Graham @MaxCGraham]

Who is this Chad guy bullying Warren? 😡😡My bitch army... assemble

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

I'm sorry!! I said I'm really sorry!

[he repeats more desperately, voice raising in pitch. He squirms a little, right before the air is sucked out of him as Chad lifts him up. Landing in a trash can incoming.]

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* the chad @blackwellschad]

his feeble protests are music to his ears; only making his decision grow stronger. that'll show the little twerp his place.

“ you brought this on yourself. remember? ” there's an accusatory, and sharp, jab at warren's chest as he grabs hold of him to lift him up.

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

[As he's being dragged to the cafeteria trash can, Warren's eyes widen in fear. That's one of the worst outcome possible. ]

No, please! Can't you just shove me in a locker or something?! My clothes are going to be all— Don't-

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* the chad @blackwellschad]

it's a straight beeline to one of the larger trash cans nearer the cafeteria; a favored one of his thanks to the nasty mess of unfinished milk and leftover lunches.

and wouldn't you believe his luck— just enough space for his favorite nerd to fit in with the filth.

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

🥲

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

[He yelps as he's pulled along by his shirt collar, too pathetic to be one in protest. If he says anything or refuses to follow him, he knows the sentence will be worse.]

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* the chad @blackwellschad]

“ you and me are gonna take a little trip. got it? ” there's a growl as his hands latches firmly on to the collar of warren's shirt and he begins to yank the nerd along with him.

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

"Really?" he squeaks out, still completely tensed up, bracing himself for anything from getting punched to getting his backpack stolen.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* the chad @blackwellschad]

don't worry, buddy. [ a sinister threat in an friendly word. ] i have the perfect way for you to make it up to me...

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

Oh, I'm glad he's okay now! Still livin' the life. Give him tummy rubs from me!

[Nathan Pre$cott @PrescottsRule]

Hmph. Yeah... whatthefuckever.

Toebean's got a tooth issue fixed last week, but he's doing well otherwise. Getting fatter now.

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

You can never know! Someone stealing your stuff isn't the only way you can lose your files. If your laptop, or tablet, or whatever breaks, it's the same outcome. / Always / have a backup!

.... How's Toebean, by the way?

[Nathan Pre$cott @PrescottsRule]

I didn't think anybody would steal my shit!

Mph... yeah.

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

[He hunches his shoulders, trying to make himself as small as possible, and squeezes his eyes shut–ready for whatever Chad has planned to torment him.]

I'm sorry! I'm sorry, seriously!

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* the chad @blackwellschad]

[ his eyes remain dark as he grins wider, that grip getting tighter. ]

see, you say that, but i don't really feel like you mean it, warren. i'm not like the others, i work hard to make it memorable for you freaks and nerds.

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

/ Always / have a back up of your files!!!

Sorry about your cats, though...

[Nathan Pre$cott @PrescottsRule]

I didn't have any backups, and those cats have died.

This is why the cloud is better.

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

It's the same thing as naming people you think are hot in real life!!

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

Well, hypothetically! It's just pixels! But if they were real...

[Courtney Wagner @VCGateKeeper]

You want to fuck video game characters.

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

... And you're worried about the cat pics?

[A small, incredulous laugh.]

[Nathan Pre$cott @PrescottsRule]

I lost one... straight out of my bag in the cafeteria.

What kind of shitbag steals somebody's tablet? Ugh.

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

2GB! I wish! That's a lot of cute catsn But I wouldn't steal that. I'd feel bad for whoever it belongs to. Why? Did you lose one..?

[Nathan Pre$cott @PrescottsRule]

...

Did you ever snatch up a tablet with 2GB worth of cat pics?

[˗ˏˋ Warren Graham ˎˊ˗ @freaksbuster]

I..? What did I do?

[Courtney Wagner @VCGateKeeper]

… Horndog. This conversation is, like, over.