lisa 🌹🔞

professional at crashing out over bls. currently: duang with you + heated rivalry. if you wish to support me in my writing ❤️

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

new hollanov fic: "deep end"

- mermaid shane
- sea monster ilya
- tentacles
- oviposition (eggs. you're getting eggs)
- cloaca biology
- dubious consent

https://t.co/CwSRjX6vgH

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

Shane was taught to never swim past the blue reef. But as a young curious merman he decides it's time to explore it.

No one can blame sea monster Ilya for wanting to taste the pretty thing that was foolishly swimming right into his tentacles.

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

@nomkhaa same 😩

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

@tthiwaves im happy cause they didn't have to watch Where Your Eyes Linger on a shady website and then cry bcs it was only 12 damn minutes per episode

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

this headcanon was mostly born out of my confusion over ass babies. also bcs this opens door for a lot of fun gender non-conformity since subgender matters more. so a male alpha wearing skirt isn't a big deal bcs his parents thought he'll be a girl.

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

the reason I write my omegas intersex is bcs for me in omegaverse au, presentation (which happens during puberty) not only includes your subgender but also your main gender. which is why children are raised gender neutral until they start their puberty.

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

a child born with a penis and balls can be alpha or beta, born with penis and vagina or only vagina can be omega or beta. but there's no way to find whether their gender and it's banned to measure their hormone levels to predict it bcs of violence against female alphas and omegas

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

check up on your indian oomfs. we're cooked. literally

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

its so hot here i can physically not use my devices for long time bcs it's giving me blisters and numbness. ive to take breaks from both my devices and my fingers to cool down before i can use it again. i fucking hate summer here

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

@Chavalala24 EVERYONE GET ON THE FREE USE BOTTOM ILYA TRAIN!!!!

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

@saltedsan San all the best of luck to you!!! And take care of your health 💞

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

ive spent the last 3 days in 42°C with 5-6 hours of multiple electricity outages. how are you

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

🌡️ India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, are you okay?

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

@yuwonism I put Qin in lace panties if that counts (and a grater belt)

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

@byaxtriz OMG YES I'VE NEED A FIC LIKE THIS SO MUCH THANK YOU!!!

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

there's like 8 im procrastinating on and 5 that i dropped lol

[ruben #TTH @ald1teen]

this makes me feel like i barely watched anything

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

@_vividblossom when bottoms are huge 🫦 big🫦 beefy🫦

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

@nyaa_nica @naglfari and then to boost the numbers he'll "accidentally" like an author's twt post about their new hollanov fic and it'll BLOW UP

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

Troy will share fanfics in the group chat except it's Shane being shipped with every Centaur member and Ilya being in the cuck chair (plot twist he's commissioning the writers to write every trope Ilya says he hates the most)

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

@imaginalmoon THANK YOU and this was me too with hollanov some months back lol, they really got me back to writing fics.

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

@imaginalmoon PLEASE DO AND LET ME KNOW!!!! I need Troy to be a menace so bad

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

@Chavalala24 yeah and if you're gonna use omegaverse at least give her some advantages of being an omega but NOPE it's the same stuff as humans but now she's a ✨prey✨

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

alpha male x omega female is like cooking unseasoned chicken in the dishwasher

[Maxin🦋 @Max_elpotaxie22]

Los omegavers heteros son la cosa más desabrida que he visto en la vida

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

@candybhoney judy is that... straight up cookie dough??