Evan Talen

Designer, chef, and husband searching out Gods will.

[Evan Talen @freaktall]

Bring back winter! The first day of sunshine and I get a sun burn. I'm not meant for the outdoors.

[Evan Talen @freaktall]

West coast Spoiler alert! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

[Evan Talen @freaktall]

@Isvard_chan merry Christmas! Miss you!

[Evan Talen @freaktall]

Note to self. Jokes about your wife being pregnant are not funny to your mom. #xmas2013 #nobabies

[Evan Talen @freaktall]

Ventra is down! Free ride! #ctafail

[Evan Talen @freaktall]

It makes me feel insecure when people start standing before sitting next to me on the train. #trainpeople #cta

[Evan Talen @freaktall]

I'm pretty sure there is a squirrel living in my home. I'm too scared to move as I survey the scene. Someone. Anyone, HELP!

[Evan Talen @freaktall]

California is foggy and cold. I want a refund!

[Evan Talen @freaktall]

This was the third time this year that a child put cream cheese on a bagel then put it in the toaster and started a fire. #futureleadersUSA

[Evan Talen @freaktall]

Sitting across from an old Jewish man discussing theology and he keeps calling me a gentile(it feels offensive), but he eats lots of ketchup

[Evan Talen @freaktall]

@amykathleen coming to see me?!

[Evan Talen @freaktall]

Just set up my 401k. And friday nights used to be so dull... #oldpeoplerule

[Brian Beutler @brianbeutler]

Book proposal: "#YOLO: The Second Term Of Barack Obama"

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The problem was you were simply not ready for some football.

[Evan Talen @freaktall]

@springhillcamps what pond was he fishing?!

[Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH]

Oh man, do I love the Meijer in Canton, MI. Where else can you buy a 12 pack of underwear, Comté cheese, and tropical fish at the same time?

[SpringHill @springhillcamps]

Why do kids need camp? Check it out here: http://t.co/9b3SYav7En

[Evan Talen @freaktall]

Hit both ends of the classy spectrum today... Tea at the drake and peeing in an alley behind family dollar. #stayclassy #SadButTrue

[Evan Talen @freaktall]

A piece of free advice; in an interview don't curse and rant about how people don't give you a chance. #ijustwantyoutowashdishes

[Evan Talen @freaktall]

Accidently just ate a bunch of uncooked low quality meat. #pleasedontdie