amelia

life ain’t shit but a fat vagina

[amelia @freakwithabob]

@Chobillli me too omg that’s so crazy we should so be moots omg wouldn’t that be so crazy

[amelia @freakwithabob]

@noinconsistency ntm on cyno

[ray ‎≧ ω ≦ @lluustorllove]

i love twitter bc u can talk to urself n nb gaf

[amelia @freakwithabob]

wearing a tank top and only one nipple is hard so i look like the terminator

[amelia @freakwithabob]

feeling symptoms of code rot

[amelia @freakwithabob]

when king louie from the jungle book said “an ape like me can learn to be human too” i really felt that in my booty cheeks and stuff

[amelia @freakwithabob]

they need to make wine out of those cotton candy grapes

[amelia @freakwithabob]

wait resident evil like the food

[amelia @freakwithabob]

i’ve had a superiority complex ever since i found out that having a bush is more hygienic than having a bald cooch

[amelia @freakwithabob]

if i get cancelled on one more time you’re never gonna see me again

[amelia @freakwithabob]

@catosugu razor diluc xingqiu and bennett 💔💔

[amelia @freakwithabob]

name 1 memory you have that took place in february bet you can’t (valentines day does NOT count)

[amelia @freakwithabob]

february isn’t real. i have no memory of it ever being february i think my consciousness leaves my body january 31st and comes back on march 1st

[amelia @freakwithabob]

“you can admire a blooming flower but you can’t ask it to understand you” i’ll never forget about you gojo

[amelia @freakwithabob]

god gives his hardest battles (having no friends) to his weakest soldiers (me)

[amelia @freakwithabob]

having to take my as needed anxiety meds is like admitting defeat

[amelia @freakwithabob]

@vjkstic zibai maybe? idk

[amelia @freakwithabob]

smoking a joint without my girls has me feeling like zhongli

[amelia @freakwithabob]

i feel like a tangled fog of pulsating yearning in the shape of a woman

[amelia @freakwithabob]

life is minecraft i just hope i can beat the gender dragon