Mrs. Smith

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

hurricane erin everybody… manufactured and delivered to you from the left

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

this is what the left doesn’t want you to see

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

dewey beach be on point when i pull up

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

senior year of college I still thought we would get summers off at work…

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

should be illegal to have afternoon meetings before long weekends

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

@EVillageVillain next round we play dih

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

@sagharborcap bare minimum or princess treatment?

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

@Souf_Oaklin $6 pitcher of old german got me though more than you know

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

what if I told you I got frozen slushy espresso martinis at the pregame

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

@HighyieldHarry if you know what the interns are doing in your office you aren’t working

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

wtf did she order… lettuce in a vase??? has free will gone too far?

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

Can someone inform me of the proper etiquette for teams messaging someone that sits right next to you?

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

brunch post 10:30am should be reserved for people that went out drinking the night before. if you stayed in you gotta hit the early shift

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

@ethansburgh steelers finally top of a list

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

@sagharborcap this was not an honest mistake! you were trying to get laid!

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

this would only fly in mamdani land

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

She saw a Knicks-colored trash can and decided it belonged in her living room.

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

remember when dancing with the stars had real celebrities? cancel the whole show

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

@DrewVento i fuck with this dude #expand august drews

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

@CGatewood_ casting couch

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

@Pitt_MBB buff ass aidan fisch not gonna move the needle

[Mrs. Smith @freakymssmith]

looks like they ran out of water coolant in silicon valley