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i want all the bulldogs.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

dream destination 2020

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

My entire childhood, I thought the old timey movie that Kevin watches in Home Alone (Angels With Filthy Souls) was actually an old movie.

[A @freckdizz]

Remember that time you had a bf but also on tinder https://t.co/MarGEq5S3a

[JENN @_JCASEY]

Tinder is insane! Are these people serious 🙈

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

https://t.co/GgaSAndyXs.

[A @freckdizz]

1. His hair is an actual square 2. Why is this assclown still running our country https://t.co/rtFnoF3TKW

[CNN @CNN]

President Trump says he thinks he’ll know “within the first minute” if North Korea is serious about peace https://t.co/MVjRocxDyj

[A @freckdizz]

There is no fear like losing a spider in your car 😩

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Shout out to people who text you and apparently throw their phone into a river as soon as they hit send?

[A @freckdizz]

Advice on settling for men with @_JCASEY “it’s like going to the clearance section and buying any shirt you can find”

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Language: We say we’re “stumped” when we don’t know something because hundreds of years ago they would cut your legs off for being dumb

[A @freckdizz]

Don't go @girlsHBO 💔

[A @freckdizz]

I would eat 20-39 more salt and vinegar chips if opening the bag was so much less stressful

[A @freckdizz]

Why are people SO weird

[A @freckdizz]

@_JCASEY lookin better over there 😂

[A @freckdizz]

Me after the finale (and all episodes) of #ThisIsUs

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

IG: postamazing

[A @freckdizz]

About to see beauty and the beast: I am excited AF

[STARBURST @Starburst]

IT’S TRUE! All pink packs are real, and they’re fabulous. #iampinkstarburst

[A @freckdizz]

Wait what?!

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Hey @realDonaldTrump u up?

[A @freckdizz]

I may only know less than half of what Marc Anthony is saying but Vivir Mi Vida is my shit