Rachel Kindrick

I would rather be smoking meat and pickling things. I eat beef jerky constantly and never relax unless I am in a bubble bath. One day at a time.

[Rachel Kindrick @freckledChef]

I’m pretty sure @Beyonce doesn’t even need to dance and all that nonsense. She could just stand there and be flawlessly doing the damn thing.

[Rachel Kindrick @freckledChef]

@MamaSitaa__ Get better love! Thinking of you!

[Rachel Kindrick @freckledChef]

@firstwefeast if you haven’t tried cutino sauce company hot sauces yet definitely put it on your radar! The chipotle is amazing @CutinoSauce

[Rachel Kindrick @freckledChef]

When you forget the last concert you went to….

[Rachel Kindrick @freckledChef]

@boburnham I hope you know how wonderful Inside was and how much it made me look at my life differently. I’ve been having some very negative thoughts and your special really helped me. Thank you.

[Rachel Kindrick @freckledChef]

My Uber driver is definitely getting all the ladies. His @Prada cologne is making me feel pregnant.

[Rachel Kindrick @freckledChef]

Shit is about to go down on my stance about MY BODY and what vaccine/drug/alcohol/dick/orifice I choose to put in MY BODY...

[Rachel Kindrick @freckledChef]

Oh the shit storm from people about me not being vaccinated. Let it rain.

[Rachel Kindrick @freckledChef]

I love the smell of rain.

[Rachel Kindrick @freckledChef]

Realizing more and more that being sober and trying to date is a fucking catastrophe. Guys literally can not compute the fact that I don’t get sloshed to date them.

[ALEX @alyxsylvester]

I. Am. So. Broke.

[Rachel Kindrick @freckledChef]

@MamaSitaa__ I just learned the word yesterday

[Rachel Kindrick @freckledChef]

Wow, I was just really honest to a guy about my lack of feelings for him while also letting him know I am not perfect and he will find his person that is.

[Rachel Kindrick @freckledChef]

I need those glow in the dark or lighted outlet covers because most of my frustration comes from finagling with the plug and the wall. Haha

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

The rule is now simple: get vaccinated or wear a mask until you do.

The choice is yours.

[Rachel Kindrick @freckledChef]

Where’s the happy medium of a guy liking me but then also not like me too much? Because then I become uninterested...

[Rachel Kindrick @freckledChef]

I can’t wait to take a bubble bath tonight.

[Rachel Kindrick @freckledChef]

Am I the only person who still says “video tape it”?

[Rachel Kindrick @freckledChef]

@carlyjpiercy Amen.