quirked up shorty

she/her

[quirked up shorty @freckledbabe98]

PORTLAND MOCKTAIL THREAD
I stopped drinking recently for several reasons that can be boiled down to it feeling bad in body & spirit. it’s hard to find good lists of bars with good mocktails. I value taste, presentation (looks like a cocktail so I don’t feel outta place), and cost

[quirked up shorty @freckledbabe98]

@dearthofmirth @gedisburg I haven’t been there since so it will live that way forever in my mind

[quirked up shorty @freckledbabe98]

here I am thinking fischer was the #1 source of bad music takes when the real culprit has been under my nose all along

[quirked up shorty @freckledbabe98]

having the 2018 urge to do a halo eye today

[quirked up shorty @freckledbabe98]

that’s a nice prior authorization you worked months to get that is finally treating your chronic health condition it would be a shame if your health insurance took it off their formulary

[Mrs. PrettyASF ᥫ᭡⟡ @crystalbaee1]

Salmon good as fck I see why bears just grab them b tches out the river

[quirked up shorty @freckledbabe98]

skyrim handheld before bed cause the internet is a hellscape 🙂‍↕️

[quirked up shorty @freckledbabe98]

can’t believe I’m saying this but the OHA and board of labor are ruining the good thing we got goin on by sticking their noses in our meal break schedule

[re: emma @evemmore]

could he act? no. but was his character good? also no. And were his plotlines compelling? not really. but did he look good? also no. But did I enjoy his time on the show? Again, no. But would I watch more of his character? Also no

[quirked up shorty @freckledbabe98]

@b_shizzzle brad you know me, I now you know full well I am playing on console

[quirked up shorty @freckledbabe98]

I’m finally playing skyrim in the year 2025 but am profoundly disappointed to find out that there is no slutty armor

[quirked up shorty @freckledbabe98]

life is not about worrying about a word not aging well, it’s about living there in the moment while it’s being used

[will @twothickscoops]

“Yap” will not age well. I am sorry. It is like doggo and chonk. Sorry for being negative

[quirked up shorty @freckledbabe98]

I personally think the city should shuffle me to and fro on a snowmobile

[quirked up shorty @freckledbabe98]

packing a bag in case I can’t drive home since I work a job where I don’t get snow days

[quirked up shorty @freckledbabe98]

I’m really making an effort to use bluesky but unfortunately the humor over there is very facebook

[quirked up shorty @freckledbabe98]

he’s gonna stain the airplane toilet with his blue piss

[Vance 🌞⚡️ @VanceE]

RFK Jr putting Methylene Blue in his water while flying is prime we’re so back.

MB while flying
- Mitigates any radiation burden
- Protects against oxidative stress
- Anti viral so you don’t catch a cold
- Boosts autophagy if fasting on flight

Also that dose I don’t recommend, but he’s spearheading a movement so I get it.

[kale @softkale]

pull up a chair

[quirked up shorty @freckledbabe98]

whenever a patient asks me to turn the news on for them and I’m like which network 👀

[quirked up shorty @freckledbabe98]

we got an email at work about what to do if ICE/CBP shows up at the hospital 😵‍💫

[quirked up shorty @freckledbabe98]

I didn’t know my man was in twin peaks

[quirked up shorty @freckledbabe98]

revisited two hobbies I haven’t done in a while in the past week, guitar and bouldering, and the tendons of my arms are screaming