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all about fruit bats + outdoor bathtubs | she/her |

[🌿🌸 @freckledferns]

i’m sorry, if you’re vegan, you’re hot. I don’t know what to say.

[🌿🌸 @freckledferns]

dating is so crazy because sometimes I meet two guys that are so similar and yet they don’t know each other and I want to introduce them cause they could be friends but that’s not socially acceptable

[🌿🌸 @freckledferns]

one time when I was in high school we did a simulation to emulate a world war 3, and I sneaky schemed and we all declared a truce and had world peace and my teacher told us not to tell the other classes because we ruined the simulation

[🌿🌸 @freckledferns]

I love cooking but will never understand when people are like “omg you have to try this pasta recipe, it’s only 10 minutes” when the variety of pasta takes over 10 minutes to cook, you have to wait for the water to boil, AND prep ingredients/assemble after

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single, no kids, and complimented for being a good mom

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I love stompering and holling

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“do you have a lot of pillows on your bed? you strike me as the kind of girl who has soooo many pillows on her bed”

“yes, seven. But they’re all on the floor by morning”

“what”

“Im not a peaceful sleeper”

[🌿🌸 @freckledferns]

i want to move somewhere with forest and ocean and garden and rivers and idk where to go I’m so tired of the city

[🌿🌸 @freckledferns]

i never really played house as a child but we did play “mommy, angsty teenage daughter, and the baby of the teenage daughter we pretend is a little sister are on a cruise boat seeking refuge but it’s starting to sink and now we have to survive” religiously

[🌿🌸 @freckledferns]

i love humans

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fuck tv I got a discount roomba and I am simply going to watch that for hours

[g @geeeeenz_]

if you kiss me will it be just like i dreamed it?

[🌿🌸 @freckledferns]

playing doctor with my nanny kids and they put me on a psych hold wtf

[🌿🌸 @freckledferns]

the way i forget to turn off my tinder every time i go home

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you know when you have a dream about someone doing something shitty and then in your waking life you’re still kinda mad so then you have to avoid them bc you can’t be mad about something that didn’t happen ??

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no entree, only banchan is that too much to ask??

[Cass🍄✨💛 @casssn_]

@uncoolmom_ my dad is a bad person/ husband cheated on my mom many times and is very narcissistic. he was a great dad when i was younger (not when i was a teenager after my parents divorce for a long time) he is now a really good grandpa to my daughter. people are not one dimensional.

[🌿🌸 @freckledferns]

learning the hard way you cannot casually drop into conversation you have a prison penpal

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one cool thing about my hours at my job now are I get home when my adhd medicine wears off and my roommates simply cannot keep up with my trains of thought BUT they support me anyways

[🌿🌸 @freckledferns]

the biggest culture shock of my life was when I moved to the midwest and when I told the guys I was dating that I was into activism they said “oh yeah me too, I go to the gym like everyday”