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at my core, i am just a little guy

[ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔっ‼️✨ @freckledfrog11]

@mattxiv

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tronner confirmed, taylor engaged, i think this week would have given 10 year old me a heart attack.

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woodshop smell :-) <3

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out damned spot😋🙃

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temporary tattoos from saturday won’t come off. this is what i can only interpret as an insane lady macbeth reference from the universe

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this problem is fixed by saying muppet builders instead but i am still sad

[ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔっ‼️✨ @freckledfrog11]

no one is talking about puppet makers enough for me

[ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔっ‼️✨ @freckledfrog11]

googling “muppet makers” excited to go down a rabbit hole of like. people who make puppets. and these are the first results😐💔

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universe testing me

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i’m choosing to be nice but sir this isn’t for u, it’s for me and my upper body strength and also for the lesbians

[ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔっ‼️✨ @freckledfrog11]

post my pole dance vid and not 30 seconds later a man swiped up to say “are you a stripper now?”

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actively saving people’s fingers i hope we are grateful

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i will NOT be a know it all at the scene shop safety training at work

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it’s too late I already told them not to wear gloves while using the bench grinder

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ben platt, who played dear, gave everything

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we have a couple cousins who aren’t up to date but I’m sure they would figure it out…. 🤔 and maybe be nice to me

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sometimes i am so tempted to just change my ig name and not say anything 😋who’s gonna confront me? what would they even do?

[⋆˚࿔ 𝓐lexis 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @mupbrina]

“I knew Sabrina before she blew up” “I knew Chappell before she blew up” Okay well guess who I knew before they blew up

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chappell tickets secured i am about to become the most annoying person on the planet until october 11

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churro store I miss u

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(on radio) boss to ollie. can you please come pick up the body of mothman?