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of course it is

[maggie @freckledmagzy]

someone serves you chicken flavored ice cream. what do you do?

[maggie @freckledmagzy]

i don’t trust people who don’t use bitmoji

[maggie @freckledmagzy]

today a child told me he liked me because i was short enough for him to reach my shoulder. a compliment is a compliment i suppose

[maggie @freckledmagzy]

me: yo marks cummings is haunted asf
marks: i really doubt that
ghost: slams door in first crit
marks: okay maybe it’s a nice ghost

[maggie @freckledmagzy]

yo @thekillers please play romeo and juliet if you’re doing covers, on jan 7th at TD garden, looking forward to it 💗

[maggie @freckledmagzy]

provide girls with NESSISARY products for FREE. https://t.co/bWe2HVTqXY

[Planned Parenthood @PPFA]

Text “COVERED” to 22422 if you agree that schools should provide menstrual products to students for free!

[maggie @freckledmagzy]

who’s more attractive @bjnovak, @RyanGosling or @VancityReynolds

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

Dogs should judge the dog show

[maggie @freckledmagzy]

yo @Oprah wanna be my life coach?

[maggie @freckledmagzy]

twitter is like public finsta ya feeeeeel me

[maggie @freckledmagzy]

what do you mean you don’t like love actually ? #what

[maggie @freckledmagzy]

so would anyone get it if i just wore a t shirt that said betty for halloween??? #paulsimon

[maggie @freckledmagzy]

today the admissions office played k-pop. what a time to be alive

[maggie @freckledmagzy]

if i had a time machine i would go back in time to make lou bega add my name to mambo no. 5

[maggie @freckledmagzy]

@hulanbikales ily

[Odyssey Rejects @OdysseyRejects]

500 Words on Why "Party in the USA" Should Be Our National Anthem

[maggie @freckledmagzy]

van morrison and paul simon should put out an album together.

[maggie @freckledmagzy]

i’m in the mood to see cage the elephant open for the lumineers rn.

[maggie @freckledmagzy]

mood: carrie bradshaw when she gets bus water splashed on her in the theme song of sex and the city.

[maggie @freckledmagzy]

@ewhitty123 dab whitty?