Chelan

Licensed carbiologist. Peanut butter shouldn't need stirring.

[Chelan @freckles]

@neilaglet That kid’s going places. I’d love to see the rest of their portfolio.

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@mikefarrell @pants One million percent.

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@mgrooves @nytimes Penne for your thoughts?

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@MortuaryReport Did you know you can buy an entire great big bag of crushed up Oreos? You could add an entire half cup or so to your McFlurry 😁
(Also, this reminds me of when your phone used to autocorrect “prep room” to “Oreo room”)

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@UnlikelyWords I’m still friends with the kids I used to nanny (they came over to hang out earlier this evening!) and the fact that they’re really good friends with each other fills my heart 💖

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@debby_hailwood @digg @darth I can handle that one, but when they say “Scout and I’s lunch”… whew 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@SusanRinkunas @darth Carp-e diem.

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@greythorne @PeopleOfUK Looks @darth wuz ere 😄

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@greendoondoon 😂😂 My mother grew up in Luton and this is such an apt description 😆 So glad she made it out.

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@bransonreese Lost some Canadians, but they sent a politely worded card explaining their reasons and apologizing.

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@bransonreese I love that Bobby and Chippy can thriftily buy one pair of shoes between them.

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@neilaglet The artist formerly known as Prince (of Darkness)

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@twatson @tryglass Ahem. That is a… Pupdate.

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@MortuaryReport 😭😭😭

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@MortuaryReport Oh my god, ace. Every single one of them already represents so. much. work 😦 And you’re nowhere near done yet! Quilters are truly impressive.

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@MortuaryReport @madewell Not sure if this link will work? But basically it’s laundry stripping, which I’m sure you already know about, but just in case, this should explain. I’ve seen old and varied stains come out of well washed/worn white tees, so there’s hope for your dresses! https://t.co/Fvq2xijTs0

[Chelan @freckles]

@MortuaryReport @madewell Saaad! 😭😭 (I can suggest something that may help, if you’d like? If not, nbd!)

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@mikefarrell Milk in the chocolate, I’m guessing.

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@mikeindustries @FuriousKj

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@dburka She is the absolute sweetest! 💙
Happy Heart Day to you all!