Sleepyhead Sam☀️

Aspiring Cult Leader.✌🏼

[Sleepyhead Sam☀️ @freckletoxo]

Pretty sure my baby is made up of 98% cookies

[Genius Of Lunch @ConorHaloReach]

doing this at work

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think

HARRIS: not true.

TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible

[Sleepyhead Sam☀️ @freckletoxo]

@youarenothxc It's so insane, taking Mat leave as soon as I can and never looking back
I just got fitted for mat pants because my tl made a big stink for me, process time before I get my pants is 12 weeks LOL

[Sleepyhead Sam☀️ @freckletoxo]

-40 mins wait before being allowed to go to the washroom
-no mat uniform pants STILL
-harassed by co-workers for months about bathroom breaks (twice a day)
-no one knows any info for mat leave
- corporate dr. Disputing my restrictions
Hahaha I hate it here

[Sleepyhead Sam☀️ @freckletoxo]

That's just the tip of the iceberg too, they do not support the bare minimum for pregnancy at work at all and they're a billion $$ corporation??
My pants are literally being held on by an elastic rn like

[Sleepyhead Sam☀️ @freckletoxo]

@TrainerSkittle 👀👀👀

[Sleepyhead Sam☀️ @freckletoxo]

Pregnancy brain is so real, in two series I'm reading right now I skipped a book some how?????

[Sleepyhead Sam☀️ @freckletoxo]

This also goes for being sick - being sick "She MUST be pregnant" being pregnant and sick "well she's gotta wait for a cover like everyone else doesn't matter if she's pregnant"

[Sleepyhead Sam☀️ @freckletoxo]

Working in manufacturing as a woman is when you're not pregnant and go pee more than once a day : "is she pregnant?!?!?" And when you are pregnant and go pee more than once a day it's "she must be faking how much she actually needs to go" (I only go twice a day max btw)

[Catherine (My Dad was cooler than yours) @slutriarch]

Here's the deal

Her hair is not for you

It's time for men to realize this

[not fiona 💫 @spinneretmj]

i wish there was an app where we could talk about and celebrate this news

[Soham @king26_sk]

your 20s are all about repeatedly rediscovering basic facts like "I feel better when I wash my face" or "eating breakfast is actually a great idea"

[Sleepyhead Sam☀️ @freckletoxo]

@youarenothxc Yes I am definitely weighing out my options because that's just one of the many things I'll be mentioning in my exit interview LOL

[Sleepyhead Sam☀️ @freckletoxo]

Tfw your husband gets 5 buerevement days PTO and you get no pay and put on attendance probation for having a miscarriage🙃🙃🙃(came back after 2 weeks too)

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

One of the best animation scenes of all time