Rex 🍍🦖

Fairy tales aren't about finding handsome princes // she/her

[Rex 🍍🦖 @frecklylexi]

@WidthTomJones Her smug little look after that actually pissed me off almost more than Amanda’s obsession with jade

[robyn 💎 @WidthTomJones]

i think rachel's weird turret mind game was incredibly cruel and targeted and if no one brings that up tomorrow as a weird move then ill be shocked. i do have way more faith in jessie as this season's jazatha christie #TheTraitorsUK #thetraitors

[Rex 🍍🦖 @frecklylexi]

Wow I have removed wat too many teachers and nurses from my friends on fb today

[Rex 🍍🦖 @frecklylexi]

Now why is Hawkeye mugging like that

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First poster for ‘WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY’

Starring Daniel Craig, Josh O’Connor, Mila Kunis, Josh Brolin, Glenn Close, Andrew Scott, Cailee Spaeny, Daryl McCormack, Jeremy Renner & Kerry Washington

[Rex 🍍🦖 @frecklylexi]

@Dunrath Genuinely how are you possibly getting better

[Rex 🍍🦖 @frecklylexi]

All I’m saying, if E.l.f. Was so set on having a straight guy comedian for their ad, Marcello Hernandez was RIGHT there

[Rex 🍍🦖 @frecklylexi]

Temu Harry Styles asking if Soulidify will still be playing as a band in 5 years like he didn’t just single handedly almost break up his band in 2 days #BuildingTheBand #BuildingTheBandNetflix

[Rex 🍍🦖 @frecklylexi]

Being new to east London means Micah and I going to different pubs to see which one we should watch the UEFA finals at

[kenya 💗 @kenyavuitton]

what i’ve gathered this season…
- shante lets brion cheats as long as he apologizes (definitely in the real world too)
- grant is a serial cheater and won’t ever accept accountability
-tyler was tired of being told he need to get a job
#TemptationIsland

[Rex 🍍🦖 @frecklylexi]

Temptation Island is wild cuz the guys are literally having sex with other girls and the girls are like “I wish he would genuinely ask me about myself” and the guys are still upset

[Rex 🍍🦖 @frecklylexi]

Declan Rice the beautiful man that you are

[Rex 🍍🦖 @frecklylexi]

Only twist - everyone is an actor except Obama and this is actually how he announces that he’s rerunning in 2024

[Rex 🍍🦖 @frecklylexi]

SNL skit that is the 2024 election but shot like RuPauls Drag Race All Stars.

@nbcsnl you can have this idea for free as long as I can come watch it live

[Rex 🍍🦖 @frecklylexi]

SNL skit that is the 2024 election but shot like RuPauls Drag Race All Stars.

@nbcsnl you can have this idea for free as long as I can come watch it live

[Rex 🍍🦖 @frecklylexi]

Sooooo ummmmm do I happen to know any motion designers in Toronto looking for a full time gig 👀👀

[Rex 🍍🦖 @frecklylexi]

Can Marcello Hernandez also single handily save drunk history

[lyss 🇵🇸(♡_♡) @_itmedumbo]

the american flag colors, all black dancers, samuel l jackson as uncle sam. LIKE WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS. i get the a minor shit is cool but kendrick actually used this opportunity to say something, that is so unbelievably huge.

[Elmo @elmo]

May Elmo just say, Ms. @sza, YOU WERE FANTASTIC!!! ⭐️❤️🙌

[ex-ex-swiftie @arianadotgov]

i know brittany’s seething that patrick’s embarrassing her in front of trump like this omfg

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

I love Kendrick Lamar just as much as a straight man could love another man