Fred Delicious 🍆

website gentleman

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Days like this only come around once every few years. Embrace it. Cherish it. We deserve this

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

@youwouldknow ahahaha

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

@thismapiswrong 👋

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

nice to see all the gang back on Twitter for one day ❤️

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

reminder that this all started with him carrying a sink

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

this is shaping up to be the best day on Twitter since he got Covid, and in the long term, will probably be the second best day on Twitter of all time

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

2 Passion 2 Christ

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2’ will begin filming in August.

Jim Caviezel will return as Jesus.

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

oh you wanna key a swastica on my car?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Twitter was founded 19 years ago today.

What is your favorite tweet of all time?

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

that’s JD Vance

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Does this child live at the White House now?

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

I could be having the worst day ever then I’ll see the latest JD Vance edit and all is right in the world. Each one is a blessing from god

[Gregory “FREEDOM™” Glimmer @NewFreedomGuy]

This is rare JD Vance it happens only once in a few decades. Like and share for 99 years of wealth. You will never lack money for travel or trips 🙏 🍀

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

once every few weeks someone will come forward like ‘one of my children has been fathered by elon musk, but I won’t reveal which one’ and they’re called Tyler, Olivia, and Windows XP

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

what's the biggest number you can think of rn? I'll go first - 300

[‎ً @swagnesian]

I hate taking a shit so bad
get the fuck outta my butt

[☆ eros ☆ @claycupid]

stopped mid shopping to gaze at these apples i’m no better than a horse

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

calling it now

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Mummy Pig has announced that she is pregnant with her third child.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

his name is Rupert and he is 13 years old. I hope one day our paths will cross once again

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

I need everyone to look at the dog who is sitting next to me on the train into London today. 2.5 hours next to this absolute gentleman. Best commute ever