Fred Goodman

Tottenham Hotspur #COYS #DUVAL

[MLB @MLB]

It's tough seeing others live out your dream 🐶🌭

[Inside Maryland Sports @Terrapins247]

A new Terp has entered the villa🌴

Former Maryland football player Tino Ellis has joined the cast of Love Island USA 🐢

[Fred Goodman @fred_thfc]

@TottenhamTiers @J_Tanswell @TheAthleticFC £70 million or fuck off

[DUA LIPA @DUALIPA]

Mr & Mrs

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Good lord this edit. Insane.

[Fred Goodman @fred_thfc]

Waiting for an update 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Turk Scout @ScouTurk]

Brutal

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

We are delighted to announce the signing of Jan Paul van Hecke ✍️

🔗 https://t.co/iNaRYrJTlB

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Jan Paul van Hecke, welcome to our family 🤍🧡

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

“I wrote this because I can’t speak about it.

I wrote this because I want you to know that I will make sure that you live on.”

@RBLeipzig and @equipenatciv winger Yan Diomande on the life of his sister, Roxane. https://t.co/6wQmpdWTSi

[Felipe Leme @LEME12]

Ancelotti, você prefere colocar o Endrick pra jogar ou virar um urso viado?

[Fred Goodman @fred_thfc]

@szyexcl £60 million or get out of our inbox

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Tottenham agree deal to sign Jan Paul van Hecke from Brighton, here we go! 💣

New defender wanted by De Zerbi joining on £52m deal, agreement club to club done after player accepted #THFC conditions last week.

All done and Vuskovic separate case, as @David_Ornstein reports.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Tottenham Hotspur reach agreement with Brighton & Hove Albion to sign Jan Paul van Hecke. Deal for 26yo #Netherlands int’l worth £52m fixed, no add-ons. Luka Vuskovic situation separate; 2nd #BHAFC offer worth £35m rejected by #THFC @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/1D4yy6dJp3

[Fred Goodman @fred_thfc]

@thundarr72 Trump can’t hear you go ahead and wipe your lips

[Fred Goodman @fred_thfc]

Flew into DCA tonight and the pilot came on the overhead to announce that when we were 25 minutes from landing that we would have to be in a holding pattern for another 25 minutes for an airshow that no one was made aware of ahead of time for this ridiculous Freedom 250 UFC event

[Fred Goodman @fred_thfc]

Has she always looked like this?

[Fred Goodman @fred_thfc]

@Kish_P14 Only getting worse

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Fred Goodman @fred_thfc]

@THFC_User You’re right it is stupid to talk about given the way the season went and that he missed the last 6 games and hadn’t played since April