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𝓦𝓪𝓫𝓲𝓼𝓪𝓫𝓲 ✨Accountant, Data Analyst and Notripophobic🙂‍↔️🤲🏿

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

As a man , why are you FAT?

You don’t menstruate. You don’t have hormonal issues. You don’t have PCOS. You don’t carry children.

So why are you fat? Why are your breasts hanging?

[Dr Scarface📍🩺 @king_pearxe]

Someone said pregnancy is the bare minimum a woman can offer to a man.

If you as a woman marry such men you will cry harder than labour pains

[Cati @CatianaSaillant]

As a woman in her 30s, I’ll tell the girls in their 20s: focus on your education, build a career, and get your money before anything else. Everything else will align in time.

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

So those little children haven’t had a diaper change in 13 days!!! 😭😭😭.
Ahhh!!!

[Goz @SanjitheSage]

The day my dad stopped to pick his secretary and he told me to go to the back, I never snitch like that for my entire life before, I told my mum the color of her lipgloss.

[Goz @SanjitheSage]

Please I’m begging you, don’t forgive domestic abuse, that person doesn’t love you.

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

A 13yrs old girl born and brought in the northern part of kaduna came to Lagos a virgin , a 46yrs old pedophile saw the innocent girl and started grooming her and seeing she had no parental guidance, not only R A P E her but also aborted for the girl in the space of two years. All was broke loose when during the 3rd pregnancy he bought a pill for her to take and after taking it the now 15yrs old girl was bleeding for days and sensing her life was in danger she went to the general hospital and it was there she revealed what the pedophile has been doing to her for years and I was called in, this man groomed her in so many ways unimaginable,he was arrested and charged to court and later sent to prison pending when the final verdict is due. Funniest thing is that the people living in the building who claims to be educated and well traveled are begging me to forgive this pedophile, not wanting him to do full jail time for his evil, this people are not even concerned about what he has done to the poor girl and how to rehabilitate her.
Some of this residents of the building tried to victim blame the girl but I stood by her and called it off, I will be going for the 3rd appearance of the pedophile next month and would be there to see him get his full sentencing.

Forgiveness my foot

[nifee @__nifemii]

this has to be the shortest 4 hours of my life bruh😭😭

[ICAN Success With Akin Obilana @AObilana]

If you know any ICAN Candidate for the May 2026 diet, once they come back home, please welcome them with good food.

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

Half the time I retweet someone’s tweet, it’s just me acknowledging that they perfectly expressed a thought I was already carrying 😭

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

I have come to the conclusion that most people don't even know what gen z means.

[Reedor Ways @richone090]

😏People that can't speak against useless Tinubu will "heal the world" you're truly "not just ok".

[Ty 💋 @imtaitianaj]

Ngl Im gon cry so hard when I make it to where I wanna be in life bc God knowsss🥹😭

[S o @_theopeyemi]

I'll write this exam once, pass and get certified.

I'll be back to quote this soon, once I do.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

A teacher in Oyo State was beheaded, gruesomely murdered and we are all going about our businesses like nothing happened. No protests, nothing. Even when we now know they are now in all States of the country.

Meanwhile, Sheikh Gumi is there, speaking on behalf of the Federal Government and telling Nigerians on live TV that these bandits have to keep murdering cos they are not happy with FG allocation to them and they have to survive.

And we still say there are laws in this country and law enforcement agencies? We are in very big trouble and at this rate, with us sitting and doing nothing but arguing with eachother over Frank Edoho and Malice, it is only a matter of time before it gets to you, to us.

There is no end since we don’t want an end to it. It will get to everyone, eventually.

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Going to bed peacefully knowing the same God who made a way today will make a way tomorrow too.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I DO NOT CARE what ANYONE says
BE CAREFUL what you say at WORK.
Someone is ALWAYS listening!

[Nexira @Nexira__]

Congratulations to me, 🎉🎉🎉 I just got a fully funded scholarship to study in South Korea 😭
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

“If they leave banditry, they won’t have resources to finance their war machine”

“Not one kobo of the Nigerian budget goes to them”.

I really do not understand.

Why should hard-earned taxpayers money go to terrorist. Which kind talk be this?

Why is he not in prison? wtf?

[Nyrae @TemiXo_1]

Miss. Mrs. Ms.

Three titles. All defined by a man.

He gets one title. For life. Regardless.

Language is never neutral. That’s patriarchy..