Fred Asquith

Retired from this place. Check me out with the same @ on Threads and all other platforms. Linktree below

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Holy f
I’ve been nominated
⭐️CREATOR OF THE YEAR 2025⭐️ !!!!!

If you’ve come across my stupid face before on this vast interweb and you have 30 seconds, please do drop a VOTE FOR ME via https://t.co/jQB7LOO1Ma

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Married btw

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I found my darling. #weddingday

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Bro I don’t need a fucking 6-digit security code to sign into Moonpig. If someone wants to steal my details and go buy £6.98s worth of Birthday Cards then I’ll take it on the chin

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Wedding Day

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Paying the Wedding Venue invoice

should’ve eloped

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I saw the impossible mission!

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Decided to go on a walk (in my shorts) and break my wedding shoes in

Came back after 1000 dodgy looks and 1 massive blister 👍🏼

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Tom Cruise has mastered the art of not looking awkward whilst being applauded at length. Being sung “Happy Birthday” is a doddle for this guy. Social Anxiety’s final boss.

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Picking up the nephew from nursery, keenly self conscious about pushing an empty pram down the street

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SO many people requesting an iPhone wallpaper version. Behold! ✨

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Ready for the weekend

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Ready for the weekend

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Thirsty Thursday commute home

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Omg the worst pic of me ever taken 🥹🤌🏼 what a day!!

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Too hot

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When you realise the wedding is only 1 month away

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my fiancée has left me alone to go on a hen do and I have no idea what I used to do alone

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Tea, darling?

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Sunday morning gym class regret