Dave

Drone operator/Tower Monkey. Braves, Texas A&M and WVU Team B’GAWK. Friend of Roscoe! #TeamIronWill

[Dave @freddavelynn]

@nyantamach222 American cat, Lunabelle

[Nick Dixon @NickDixon]

You must be gutted it’s too late to prosecute them.

[SarahLee @sarailola]

Well the silver lining to today's slimy news cycle has been the conversations with @freddavelynn, an Army vet, about whether he has any hidden Nazi tats that I may not have seen and where said tats could be located on his body, which has been disgusting and uncivilized, but also hilarious.

[Dave @freddavelynn]

@crankyuncle2

[Dave @freddavelynn]

@DownGrayedd Some waitress gave me a senior discount that I didn’t ask for. We’re both prehistoric

[Woeful Bill, Not-Bitter-Pinewood-Derby-Runner-Up @DownGrayedd]

Why are the turtles racist, @freddavelynn? Why?

[Dave @freddavelynn]

What was @tickthief doing today?

[New York Post @nypost]

Pilot allegedly dive bombs over crowded South Carolina beach: 'Dove out of our beach chairs' https://t.co/glvlaO7tvU

[Woeful Bill, Not-Bitter-Pinewood-Derby-Runner-Up @DownGrayedd]

Oh Stewardess, I speak Jujitsu...

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

<She takes out her red sharpie and crosses “Scott Pelley” off her list>

<She smiles and turns the page>

[Vincent Parry. Scuba King @VincentParry2]

I agree. Then the world will see this didn’t age well.

[Dave @freddavelynn]

@BuckWilde_

[Dave @freddavelynn]

@SeanBannion Those little foam roll ups were not that great.

[Dave @freddavelynn]

@crazyjim30 Me⬇️

[Dave @freddavelynn]

That day I discovered a sideways tower. No, I had nothing to do with it being like that.

[Dave @freddavelynn]

@DownGrayedd I’ve worked in 8 states in the last two weeks.

[Dave @freddavelynn]

@brvsgirl84 @CCoderDyne This jerk gave me some problems the other day

[Dave @freddavelynn]

No use in trying to hide from CoderDyne any longer. Pretty sure this guy sent in his report to @CCoderDyne already.

[Dave @freddavelynn]

@LakesFirearmsTr In multiple states, and I’ve met your wife and dogs.

[Dave @freddavelynn]

@mytntlife