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[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

@ManUtd Bruno 🖕🏼

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Carrick will stay at Manchester United as permanent manager, confirmed.

Direction clear for weeks, plan also approved by Sir Jim Ratfliffe and new deal set to be signed soon.

New deal for 2 years plus option to extend or directly 3 years, but no doubts: Carrick says yes and will sign the contract.

[Your Mpude Vendor @ChePatuma]

I've been broke before, but this is a discovery.

[Walker @liwucodes]

Coz anandifela pamtanda 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Everytime Arsenal loses I see this video 😭

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Financially? I’ve never met anyone as reckless as me 😭😭😭

[Kamoza 🇲🇼 🇿🇲 @Kamoza0104]

I have received a message from a Year 3 student studying Bachelor’s Degree in Business Administration at DMI St. John’s Baptist University – Mangochi Campus (Student No: 25315552021) who is in urgent need of assistance.
The student, currently based in Salima, is seeking MK250,000 to help with transport, groceries and other essential needs.
I’m appealing to well-wishers who may be able to assist with any contribution.
For verification or further information, please contact the HoD Bill Moyo on [phone]. 🙏

[Mwana Wotate🇲🇼🇦🇪 @Mitakashkak]

Ordering Used rimz for the following tire sizes
195/65/15
185/65/15
215/60/16
and 205/55/16
Prices for 15 inch rims set K1,511,000
16 inch rims set K1,800,000 shipping and duty inclusive..
0996527715 let’s do business 👍🏽

[Softboy @softboywin]

Evenings after work finish too quickly. One meal, one show and it’s already tomorrow morning 😭😭

[Chapo! @DIKILANIRice]

@Lukas_chamanga Sakudziwa akulakwitsa? Koma basi mwina Hilfiger it out tsiku lina

[Kr$na @krishdotdev]

Add that CSS file you deleted !

[Mrs Marcus Rashford ☺️❤️ @itsDarkish]

salary week, but the salary is weak...

[Ayushi☄️ @iyoushetwt]

Buying a gaming laptop for coding was my biggest mistake.

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

I died… which one of you did this 🤣🤣

[Saad @lolnvmtho]

nobody:

me on twitter:🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁

[DOUBLE-R @Naam_kafi_hai]

😭😭😭

[Rebecca Adson @RebeccahAdson]

Mom : "I want to buy my son a PC for his school studies"

Me : "Intel i9 14th Gen, 32 GB Ram Invidia RTX 4090, 2TB SSD"

Sales man :

[ellara @peacekful]

life update:

[' @isthatbog]

I hate texting someone something freaky at night and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe.
Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again