mel

#1 butter pickle chip fan

[mel @freddursthat]

having your dreams reflect stress in the most basic way is so offensive… oh my teeth and hair are falling out?? im bored :/

[mel @freddursthat]

@FeralPhillip i love tuna and mayo <3

[mel @freddursthat]

just canned tuna and mayonnaise for me, thanks.

[mel @freddursthat]

really sad but also really want a tuna sandwich rn #correlationequalscausation

[mel @freddursthat]

Fun Fact 3: this is now my third tweet of 4 that has the word “burnt” in it

[mel @freddursthat]

2 Fun Coffee Facts I Learned Today 😊!!
1. it takes 100 coffee beans to make 1 cup of coffee!! 😄😱
2. dunkin’ donuts espresso mixed with lemonade tastes like stomach acid and burnt ham.

[mel @freddursthat]

feeling nostalgic for a wad of Super Duper Bubble Gum Lab’s burnt tire flavored bubble gum today

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

[mouf @corndogsforaday]

Corndog me

[mel @freddursthat]

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