my favorite unimportant video game character ever. looks this cool just to die like a dumbass in every timeline. been doin the same exact shit in every dark souls game. a decade long career of no feats and various notable failures. i’ve wanted a tattoo of him since i was 13
@_vespert1ne there's an epidemic of people losing curiosity with the world. there is safety in the known. also i don't know why people can't just appreciate games as a product of their time rather than updating them to "modern standards". also very annoying to live in the shadow of shit that
A MEETING OF TWO REPRESSED JAPANESE HOMOSEXUALS:
-"last night, I, i p-paid a escort 2 cradle me naked in a love hotel..."
-"I MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF DECAPITATED MEN."
-"w-h-"
-"LARGE WHITE PHALLUSES."
-"i don't u-"
-"NOTHING HAPPENED DURING THE INCIDENT AT NANJING."