Mr. Bunny

Never miss a chance to profit. Formerly h*mophobic (Thank you, Kevin.)

[Mr. Bunny @freddyriIey]

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[Mr. Bunny @freddyriIey]

@boarofthenorth ...Go on, get a few pets in. Just because it's your birthday.

[Mr. Bunny @freddyriIey]

@boarofthenorth Hopefully he shows his face for you soon, in that case. He really is good at making himself scarce.

[Mr. Bunny @freddyriIey]

@boarofthenorth Things have been... hectic around here, that's for certain. I'd go march over there myself and give him a piece of my mind, but I fear the Hell Ember might bash my head in on sight.

Ahh, thank you. I apologize again for my lateness, Murro.

[Mr. Bunny @freddyriIey]

Eh, what's this letter I've recieved..?

( Adjusting his glasses.. )

'Congratulations, Mr. Riley! You have been voted 1st Place in Deduction Star xx25.' Well, it's about time my talents have been recognized.

Ahem... 'You received about 44,438,400 votes-'

FOURTY FOUR MILLION?!

[Mr. Bunny @freddyriIey]

@boarofthenorth Haha, that sounds about right, miss boar. Well, I can have just a little slice, I don't have the biggest sweet tooth but it'd be wrong not to have cake on your .. day after the big day.

[Mr. Bunny @freddyriIey]

@boarofthenorth Damn, just like the very white hare I'm dressed as... I'm late! I tried to get that little postman friend of yours and his mutt to tag along, but I think he's refusing to leave his room because of that Fire Inspector he hates.. no matter, I'm rambling!

Happy birthday, Murro.

[Mr. Bunny @freddyriIey]

@hollowlaughter ...We'll say you 'investigated' the suspect when we face the court. I don't care how you gather the information.

[Mr. Bunny @freddyriIey]

@hollowlaughter Very good. I'm trusting you, clown.

( Taking a little calculator out of his pocket. Of course he carries one with him. what if he needs to calculate? )

[Mr. Bunny @freddyriIey]

@hollowlaughter I can lend you my calculator in the meantime, I still have a physical one but only if you promise not to break it. I'll work on the specifics of this case for you, in case you want to pursue it.

[Mr. Bunny @freddyriIey]

@hollowlaughter ..!!! I know who it was! It had to be that, er.. what was his name... the criminal? You know, the man who always smells burnt. The criminal? The, uh.. He has a black eye.. well, anyways. I'd say you have grounds to sue.

[Mr. Bunny @freddyriIey]

@boarofthenorth If you're five, then I'd be like... three.

[Mr. Bunny @freddyriIey]

Okay, well. I suppose the manor owner is FINALLY acknowledging my skills with all the news I'm hearing.

[Mr. Bunny @freddyriIey]

I'm sorry, did I miss something?!! Why am I suddenly being voted Deduction star???!?