Fred Sanders

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

I don't really know you and I don't think I want to. But I can maybe fake if you can!!

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time...life's been good to me so far!

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

Damn condensation. I guess it's still Mexico even if you are in the VIP lounge.

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

The VIP lounge in the Cabo airport...freakin amazing Who would have thunk it?? #bougiethoughts

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

@tyler63 that really looks amazing brother!!

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

65 yeArs of overt hatred & thousands of years of cultural distrust and john Kerry is giving Israel Palestinian negotiations only 9 months

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

@BOKinSD she is soooooo much cuter than you !! Happy bday kid!

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

Happy 4th everyone. Great day Damn if I don't just love being an AmeriCAN!!

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

@Johnsjawn Your account has clearly been compromised. Lose belly fat. Haha

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

The Voice has become the Freakin country music voice. What the hell is America just a bunch of hicks shit kicking their lives away?

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

Sex traffickers used to be pimps, undocumented immigrants used to be illegal aliens, organized crime used to be the mob! What the hell?

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

Sitting next to an Indian guy on a plane in Phoenix. Dude says he has really bad karma do I stay or catch another flight??

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

@Johnsjawn these are even better. They taste west coast!!!

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

The only life lesson my mother ever taught me was that Ponds cold cream takes off makeup WTF. #uselessinfo

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

@ryanclmt Whoa Daywalker... Take it easy with all the F..U..C...K's. c'mon boy deal with it! Or just fuck it!

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

@carameansfacee @maddieh77 @austisan @brooklinwhite @meganjanegray
Did I Say I smoked it? No no

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

At Bottle Rock. Everyone just offers you weed. It's great. So much weed. #americadoesntsuck

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

At bottle rock napa valley. Just realized how old I am. There were sides to my albums. Shit there were actually albums. So old!

[Fred Sanders @Freddysan3]

@tyler63 Exactly!! The Freddy Move Over Law!!!! Thunderbird sees the light.