Freddy

Pay no attention to my non-sense.

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

Pens

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

Staring at pens and paper. Writers block already. I should really start documenting my fucked up dreams again

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

I miss when you can put 4 quarters into your AC for a good nap

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

Call me when you mastered the long john silvers fried technique. I got you on high alert

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

I wanna be free. Be gay. I wanna live in a van.

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

I dont understand whats the problem with middle age ppl with middle age probs and middle age dick. Make it work do not be a shit

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

Here is money : problems fixed. Heres more money: oh shucks now im just gooning

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

When i smile with my teeth i really do hope they think i smoke meth so i get better presents from homeless people

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

I ate two tums before i went to sleep and i woke up 2 days later feeling like shit

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

I did not see one person in the produce section hesitate. These are special times.

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

Salmonella party. Lets get crazy

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

I once met a dentist....hes dead

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

When someone says are you doing yoga? just tell them to go fuck themselves and they will and you will be amazed

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

When someone says are you eating plain yogurt? Punch them where their wisdom teeth are at

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

I wanna be that type that gets an adidas shoe pressed down on my face onto my own vomit and get forced to say like me now daddy? And then my father smokes a cig and says ahhh this is the life

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

I want to get roughed up and get called a spic. Done done done and done ..great. now what else i gotta do but die

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

Gwen stefani was right. we are stupid. We got a long way to go

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

I hate you so much that flames wont even come up to the side of my face.

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

My agent said i got you babe ill take you to the stars im gonna take you to texas. Houston? Yeah! well Im fkn tired shut the fuck up and give me san antonio for god sakes with 2 boiled eggs olive loaf slice toast with crisco fisting version oil and a bunch of sea salt

[Freddy @freddysuxxx]

Hollywood pitch : KFC. Africa. brillaint!