Fred Flintstone

Tweeting on my life in Bedrock, Yabba Dabba Doo!

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Thats enough talk, lets get it on. One more night of hearing about #LionO cool car and I will blow. Lets compare cars. #flintstone

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What a night, After #CaptainCaveman passed out #Barney and I shaved his hair off. He looks like #MrPotatoHead #Flintstones

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So I might be voiced by #WillFerrell how bout' this. You let me voice me and let Will do the Great Gazoo. #YabbaDabbaDoo

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@EW @ldbahr Yabba Dabba Doo I'm back in the news! Does this mean The Great Gazoo is coming back also?

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I gotta say, if I hear #Pebbles sing that damn #Frozen song one more time, I'm gonna #LetItGo to that DVD. Wilma! #Flintstones

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Just went #fishing with #Snakeeyes from #GIJOE. Talk about a non-talker. To top it off the SOB went fishing with lasers! #bedrock

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Just got off the bird phone with #CaptainCaveman dude tore it up it last night. Might be time for an intervention. #flintstone #cartoon

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First post since the ban: Never trust a game show where the players have to eat slop. In Bedrock slop is a gourmet meal. #slop #bbmvp #bb15

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My Twitter ban is lifted after my war of words with #Snagglepuss FYI - Never trust a slick talking pink cat #flintstone #twitterban #cartoon

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The talk about #debtceiling makes me wonder if they thought of having a brontosaurus knock out the ceiling, it works for me

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Told Wilma today was #bootyappreciationday long story short, I played my card 2 early. Where is #theGreatGazoo when u need him

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The Great Gazoo is going to be working with @charliesheen for while. Gazoo will have to battle all the other voices he hears.

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Asking Slate if I can start #work at noon and not 7am. It's not crazy, if a little green man can give me advice nothings crazy

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Going to the Bronto Club. Last time me and #YogiBear owned it, the ladies have something for a guy in a dress and a talking bear.

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Snagglepuss apologized. I grabbed him and said "say hello to my little friend" and Capt. Caveman clubbed him.

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#fml Snagglepuss just walked into the lodge. Everyone knows he made a pass at Wilma. Time to get my Yabba Dabba Doo on.

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Barney just brought up Capt. Caveman's days with the Teen Angels and the guys are ribbing the Capt. now. I think Barney is jealous

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Everyone thinks I'm best friends with George Jetson. He's a punk. I have no patience for a guy who let's a robot cook for him.

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For #theflintstones 50th celebration, me and Capt Caveman are gonna woop it up like it's 10 BC. Now that was a crazy year.

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#theflintstones are still rocking after 50 years. And to think we still don't have any shoes...