Fred Gruff

Training/coaching; running; music; bass; colourblindness; general Dadding. And some Spurs, for my sins.

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@delbonoalbono @fesshole Would we include the steering wheel of a car? And do the petrol flap/hatch to the spare wheel compartment/glove box etc count as doors? Need more definitive rules here

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@RichardCranny69 Interviewer: We mean do you have any questions about the job

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@FootballCliches Is there a hierarchy of verbs for when team x unexpectedly best team y?

Team x shock team y

- shock
- stun
- surprise
- humble
- issue a reality check to

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@anon_opin YEP TOTALLY NORMAL NOTHING TO SEE HERE

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@dannykellywords @VFTLpodcast Uh-oh don't get me started

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@dannykellywords Danny, I just wanted to add to the pointless drivel served up by our beloved Spurs this season by sharing a commemorative magazine cover celebrating that we achieved - just - seventeenth place (All credit to ChatGPT here}. Nod to your 80s press days @VFTLpodcast

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@anon_opin Yep when I was a kid in the ‘70s we lived in a fairly modest ‘starter home’. I remember having food passed through the serving hatch and I could put it straight on the hostess trolley if we had guests over. We’ve lost that sense of significance-cum-convenience.

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@mbrown_co @dank_ackroyd is this about

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@OffDiBench @BBCMOTD (Gareth Southgate nods sagely)

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@BardiTEI Get in my boat and leave?

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@tehTrunk U ok hun?

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@anon_opin C’mon boffins, you can sort it

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@PTBO_Jimbo @VFTLpodcast @kvlmason @JackPittBrooke @JamesTMaw @jaydmharris In a similar boat and was chatting with a mate and seriously considering starting an NSPTC campaign - the National Society for the Prevention of Tottenham to Children

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@VFTLpodcast @kvlmason @JackPittBrooke @JamesTMaw @jaydmharris Can we agree that the only *NFL* we want to see at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium next season is for Spurs to be **Not F***ing Losing**. Seems that the focus for other clubs, particularly the more successful ones, is purely on-pitch success rather than commercial diversification.

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@WhoScored @FootballCliches the stat you didn’t know you wanted, but you’re gonna need the f**k out of it

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RT IF YOUR CLUB DO NOT SIT IN THE BOTTOM THREE

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@WholesomeMeme The paws at the end of the claws

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@anon_opin You can get a set of cups/half cups etc down to tablespoon size

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@fesshole Did…did his Dad mistakenly think his Mum did a wee on his stereo?

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@WholesomeMeme There should be a comma before, but not after, ‘mining’