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at 36 months old I choked on a cigarette butt and passed out for NINE minutes!

[fredguy @fredguy_]

@monkeynearpunch see the video of him being *very* aggressive with one of the babies?

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@CodexClown @glorydais89 @monkeynearpunch I had read speculation that Punch may have imprinted too much on the keepers so that he thinks they are "his troop" and that Monkey Mountain is just where he kinda hangs out until he's back with them, so he sees no reason to integrate properly? Idk but seems likely at this point.

[MLB @MLB]

The first sausage race in World Series history goes to ... 👀

[fredguy @fredguy_]

a video version, in case your blind or something

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@chamberofreason Pierce = mania
Derek = depression
Matthew = nasty, sopping wet, gotta crack the windows sex-lust

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@OctoberShakr @len0killer

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when you can see the vein in the titty

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@NexusUltimus @Runner37F @monkeynearpunch yeah for a while he kept barking back at elders with a bunch of male juveniles backing him up which made things worse. that's why it's rumored that the young males were isolated and not the mothers.

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@glorydais89 @IronFistOtome @panadda780725 they have no idea how macaques work: they're non-monogamous to the point males don't know who their offspring are; the males are not involved in rearing; alpha male isn't inherited; alpha male isn't the troop leader; Punch will almost always be the most bottom-ranked

[fredguy @fredguy_]

Everything's a steak when you're used to eating dog shit.

[Corey Ganim @coreyganim]

AI generated music is 1000x better than real music.

Today I canceled Spotify and SiriusXM because I finally tested Suno.

What sold me was the first prompt I gave it:

“My favorite artists are A Day to Remember, Bring Me The Horizon, Spiritbox, Bad Omens, and Sleep Token.

Analyze all their hits and generate a song I’m likely to love based on those artists.”

It one shots an absolute banger in 10 seconds.

I'll link the song in the next tweet for anyone curious.

Why would I ever go back to Spotify/SiriusXM when I can generate music perfectly tailored to my taste on command, for free?

Not affiliated with Suno in any way btw, it was just one of those moments where I was so impressed with AI’s capability I had to say something about it.

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@facetedcarapace flashing the casio, too, my man living large and he don't care who it hurts

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when you can see the vein in the titty

[Reuters Pictures @reuterspictures]

Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: https://t.co/gyGncIWHsz 📷 Evan Vucci

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@AnitaKlob @AndrewKolvet @haymes_joshua Nope. Andrew Kolvet of Turning Point USA admits to having known Graham was a pedo for years. It would have been easy to address it otherwise.

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@myep00 @AndrewKolvet @cenkuygur @TPUSA And we see another case in which someone adjacent to TPUSA ended up being a pedophile. Ever ask yourself why the state demanded we mourn someone on their own terms a la North Korea if they were already so beloved?

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@myep00 @AndrewKolvet @cenkuygur @TPUSA The screenshots are from 2020. Trump could've done something if he truly wanted to protect children from the swamp, but chose not to, and even caused a distraction to ensure people would forget. Andrew says he knew, but never once denied the pedo allegations.

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@SwedishCanary @AbdulElSayed looking to buy your wife's boyfriend a Father's Day gift?

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@AndrewKolvet @cenkuygur @TPUSA what else is Andrew Kolvet and Turning Point USA hiding?

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@AndrewKolvet @cenkuygur @TPUSA Andrew Kolvet, spox for Charlie Kirk's Turning Point USA, admits again that the org knew a sitting senator was a pedo for years, and did nothing. The allegations came out in early summer 2020, before GOP ops started riots during BLM protests, burying the story in the media.

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@BeccaHudso88947 @AndrewKolvet @cenkuygur @TPUSA who was prez in 2020? anybody that could've gained from burying the story?

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@TwinkTheory Nearly all of them were groomed by an older man, too (in some cases the same one), and for some reason we were all just ok with it? Especially when those men would talk about their sex lives?