Fred LeMarche

Mens hairdresser extraordinaire. Photographer. Superstar. In a complicated relationship with potatoes.

[Fred LeMarche @FredLeMarche]

@9NewsSyd Hieu Tran? He deserves it. He scammed me.

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Tomorrow is April 29!!! The date she said three times in high infidelity. RUN, don’t walk! #TaylorSwift #TaylorSwiftErasTour #ts

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@DanielAndrewsMP Your pr and tech team deserve a raise. 🫶🏻

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@VodafoneAU Heya Vodafone. Those rainbows and butterflies just died as I just cancelled a service. So I won’t have to hear that when I call for internet service that doesn’t get any reception. Byeeeee

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@VodafoneAU whoever told you that maroon 5 was a good idea as hold music was severely wrong. Adam’s high pitch coming through iPhone speakers is not a comfortable experience for anyone. I now need ear surgery. 🥺

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I’ve just had a very distasteful encounter with @bookingcom I’ll just book direct with airlines in the future.

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@bookingcom I can’t get in touch with a service agent to ask a question. Every time I press, I need help with something else, it takes me back to where I started. Can you help

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@VodafoneAU It’ll be that hold music that moved me to another provider. 👋😘

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The fingers in the cake made an equals sign. That was the clue to the Taylor feature from EDs = album track The joker and the queen. We failed on this one swifties. #taylorswift #EasterEgg #TheJokerAndTheQueen

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Hey @VirginAustralia what’s the point of bag drop at Sydney airport when it’s tested like a check in? The Melbourne one is so much more practical. Have you thought this through?

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@Ricky14127 @falsegodlayla13 Email? We transfer? Depends how big the file is. We transfer may work best. Do me for my addy

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@Ricky14127 @falsegodlayla13 Send the full vid to me please. I love this version.

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@SharnelleVella Is petting cats ever a thing haha

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If you think about it, you’ve been preparing for isolation since you bought your first phone and haven’t look up from it since

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@SharnelleVella Can U ask Dan next time what happened to the small business support? I called the hotline two days before we came out of lockdown to be told an announcement hadn’t been made yet and we were expecting one this week. Kinda suss

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@MatthewLew13 @tinyidlevagclub @VicGovDH Oh I agree with you. My comment was aimed at the one who responded to u saying they were easy. Soz for the confusion.

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We’re either getting All too well as the next release or a song called WELL WELL WELL. Taylor only ever uses capitals when hinting songs. This is not a drill. Ok wait it is. #taylorswift

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@DanielAndrewsMP let me make Ur hair game as strong as our state after Ur excellent work. . Hit me up for premier worthy hair that's higher up the shelf.

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@DanielAndrewsMP Good morning to everyone in every other state that has active cases and dont need to wear masks for 10 hour work days while we have elimination