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when ur here ur family

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finally made it to ep 7 of the sopranos and holy shit that young Tony sopranos, if this show was on now we'd have a full spin off called "young Tony" or some shit

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just heard some dude wearing a Mama's pizza shirt refer to himself as a "microcelebrity" and then proceed to tell the femme presenting people he was talking to that they "didn't understand what he was saying"

#specificallyseattle

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@nickwiger damn totally called Jalen Brown finals MVP!

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me, a lefty, tries to explain how I became a right-handed guitar player.

"It was probably Thurston Moore, Doug Martsch."

[SLAM @SLAMonline]

LeBron, a lefty, tries to explain how he became a right-handed basketball player.

"It was probably Michael Jordan, Penny Hardaway."

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dicks is great but what if there was somewhere to go called pussys

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just wow

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wow

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wow

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just spilled vermouth in my bed, I think that makes me a real bartender

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@glasscannonpod @grantberger thank you so much for the nmh reference <3

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@kenjeong on dasher, on dancer, on prancer, on rique!

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a knife is a weapon? pshhh a knife's use is defined by the person using it. that's why my knife is a tool just like me.

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Oh shit i was right

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im convinced raccoon is danny trejo
#TheMaskedSinger

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#TheMaskedSinger #season5 stylized MS5 is cool but they better watch out with season 13

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really don't know what's next

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My dad was telling us he's about to start a meeting and we said, in unison, "see you on the other side"

And then Andrea said "we're gross now"

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@somuchmayo @internet2big lol 🤔

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Pcc giving away free avocados this weekend this is peak capitalism

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@norvilleroger17 @somuchmayo We love each other

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@somuchmayo sup