Fred Pissmeyer

This is how you know I (Duffus) am just joking!

[Fred Pissmeyer @FredPissMeyer]

@GalleryK502 @DuffusMonkey He has been given a 12 hour time out, I can relay his tweets that are socially acceptable

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@GalleryK502 @OutlandishMatt @HexTCG He asked for ONLINE, You are a bigger Troll than I am!

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@JamesTPorter Lenny Bruce is not afraid

...world as we know it and I feel fine.

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@OutlandishMatt @HexTCG But if you find a good online source l want to know

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@OutlandishMatt @HexTCG If you are too good for Walmart, go to Target. I bet the shipping costs more than the poster frames.

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@thepokerbob Ted Kennedy killed more people with his car than my whole family did with our guns

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@JamesTPorter That makes me want to shove a porcupine shaped lollypop up your brown eye. #PushTheEnvelope

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I have said a LOT worse to @_jeg_ . I understand if Twitter is protecting Gwen Stefani, Everybody loves her. But if they are protecting Ted Cruz then I want to be banned!

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Who do you think I pissed off? Ted Cruz or Gwen Stephani? Maybe that dick @jamestporter ;)

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@Turdhat2 I bet that @justjoshing85 will volunteer to check it out the next time he is in town. @Victor_Chance probably not.

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I don't see any windows so none of us are going to believe that you went there to repair the glass. https://t.co/GKdoceDwZP

[CALGON @CalgonRandy]

@darknstormy_

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@Hiddanas If ANYONE survives a plane crash they are usually sitting in the last row. It might take a few hours for you to stop screaming but what a great story!

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@HorrorGeekLife Ooh yeah!

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If you were coming to @oktoberfesta17 I would give you a shirt that said "Now Easier to Kidnap!" https://t.co/WMVf3iP5lI

[Fancybrekfst @Fancybrekfst]

@Slash2V @DuffusMonkey @eldenthethird @Slash2Rustee Good work. You look good. My hopes to kidnap you one day are getting closer.

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Fred PissMeyer Approves! https://t.co/5CeKhN6oJW

[St Giles Hospice @StGilesHospice]

A very happy birthday to Fred who is 91 on Monday. Fred attends our computer club and we promised to make him famous on Twitter so please RT

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@ConstancioD @Turdhat2 The spider won't bite you because it wants to lay eggs in your ear canals

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@_Jeg_ Your Right! Look what I found on Rush Limbaugh's webpage!

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@Eadams2010 @Slash2Rustee @iloverustl OH YEAH!

[Fred Pissmeyer @FredPissMeyer]

Slash2 Episode #35 starts with @Slash2V saying there is two places he will NEVER be, Nebraska and West Virginia!

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Slash2 Ep24 @Slash2Rustee calls @iloverustl for a joke and asks her to rub the phone over her public hair, and she does.