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the artist formerly known as the problem

[. @fredrickneatcha]

disclosure: I care deeply about several issues going on in the world but retweeting funny shit is what’s keeping me going

[Derek Johnson 1776 @DerekJohnson_HQ]

She wore blue velvet...

[Ryan Alexanderplatz @ryanhasbadtaste]

woke up at noon. walked ish. drank coffee. wrote. will watch a movie tonight.

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

karla sofía gascón: i hate minorities

adrien brody: i can't speak hungarian

sean baker: what's an intimacy coordinator

timothée chalamet: https://t.co/7p2Ld9ggNW

[Gints Zilbalodis @gintszilbalodis]

Flow director and dog react to Oscar nominations.

[gal kilmer @beepupkin]

i bring a sort of "i have an ethical objection to the use of generative ai" vibe to every single conversation lately that nobody really likes

[shitposter emeritus (on sabbatical) @jazzghost_pm]

I've spent years working on this and it really comes down to this:

Any single tiny thing you can do to feel like you're helping build a better future is more productive than 10,000 hours of dread.

[. @fredrickneatcha]

@illicitwife I loved every second

[gone readin' @stovepiperat]

my beautiful daughter Dont Photograph Strangers In Public and my beautiful daughter Phone Off In Theatre

[kyle cL @kycarrerolopez]

i think it’s fab that isabella rossellini won’t stop talking abt being ingrid bergman’s daughter… she said i’m not just a nepo baby i’m *the* nepo baby fuck what you jealous bitches heard…. you can’t even spell old hollywood so let’s start there

[m @bigllittlelies]

another golden globes without them whats the point no one can get these reactions from the crowd anymore

[. @fredrickneatcha]

@MalloryMovies Elaine May, Suzan Pitt, Mia Hansen-Love, Shirley Clarke, Alice Rohrwacher

[Chinua Ikebe @fawizium]

I’ll even go as far as saying that deepening connections absolutely requires relinquishing your handle on being well presented

[alina 寧寧 @seapearlangel]

we are in a serious passion drought... no one CARES anymore! more people need to start caring.....

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

its okay no worries

[Cowgirl Revolt 🔱 (RIP DOLLY PARTON) @CowgirlRevolt]

Experiencing down bad, psychotic, feral horny, psychedelic lust for a truly ordinary man is part of the female experience. You don’t need to understand it.

[mariana @pastapilled]

I bet getting caramelized feels so good for the onion

[jabberwocky12 @trobo11]

I walk into the Chicago Public Library I say I’m here for the Asteroid City screening they say yeah we can tell