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Very soon you will hear ... hee ... Orengo is working with Gachagua ... mara ... Gachagua wants to destroy ODM.

Luos fear Gachagua so much that their only hope is Ruto. Generally, they fear anything to do with Kikuyuism, including Luos who have Kikuyu spouses.

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@PropesaTV He knew he would have zero chance, Raila being on the ballot. He can now inherit Luo votes peacefully.

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Githinji Muthinzi

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@Osama_otero I wasn't getting this until I realized there are some people who still think Raila is alive. Kuna shida.

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@citizentvkenya He was going to be great. That's a bad fall!

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@BarackObama Kuna makosa imefanyika Kenya buana.

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@DenisDr19 @C_NyaKundiH The older Gachagua.

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@mwizikhafila Not this time round!

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@itskipronoh Indeed

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@MusaliaMudavadi Ongezewa wali na nyama.

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Kimani Mbugua and Raila Odinga have one thing in common they will never know.

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@abuga_makori You're his truest worshipper here on X. Find another god nanii!

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@Kenyans Why did she leave Baba alone in India?

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@C_NyaKundiH @jerrix_ They say the country should be disbanded and everyone sent home.

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Compensating the victims of maandamano was hot air. They won't receive a cent from this lying government. Faith Odhiambo should have known this from the start.

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LSK president, Faith Odhiambo, couldn't resist the call from their little god - kitendawili.

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How young is Kikuyu town? Cos if it was founded by someone who's 105yrs today, then it must have been founded around 1960s, while most towns in Kenya existed even before 1900.

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Who wronged a Kamba in Zanzibar cos bees have just invaded a pitch during a friendly match between City FC Abuja vs JKU FC?

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Tim Wanyonyi... That's the right guy for Nairobi gubernatorial seat. Babu Owino needs to serve watu ya Embakasi East for some more terms.

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It's rumored that a deal was secretly being cooked for Cole Palmer to move to Real Madrid. It failed because of Chelsea demanding around €300m, and the player appearing to have some injury problems. The deal failure also led to Chelsea losing interest in Xavi Simmons.