Federico Salazar

Born: Bakersfield, CA /
Living: Chicago, IL /
Any chance I can: LAS VEGAS, NV!!!

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[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

#nationalchampionship #Referee reminds me of Ed Hochuli before he declared for the draft

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

Hey @espn can we get an updated 1st/2nd half point differential stat for Arkansas? #BelkBowl #ArkvsVT

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

Change it to pageant process. have to win city/region/state 2 run 4 pres. ...with this system #Trump and #Clinton don't both get out of NY https://t.co/KPdAjxhFr3

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

This is what I'm doing...whose with me? #ChangeThePartyProcess #TestTheElectoralCollege https://t.co/3eyRIRJNSH

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

This is what I'm doing...whose with me? #ChangeThePartyProcess #TestTheElectoralCollege https://t.co/3eyRIRJNSH

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

What if everyone that don't care to vote for #Trump or #Clinton made a pact to vote for #Johnson in #Election2016 ... #NoMoreParties

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

What if everyone that don't care to vote for #Trump or #Clinton made a pact to vote for #Johnson in #Election2016 ... #NoMoreParties

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

Oh no....not @RedCardoSalazar @SoundersFC #MLSCupPlayoffs

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

#NateDiaz #WarDiaz #UFC202

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

And this is how democracy dies...to roaring applause.
-Senator Padmé Amidala

#StarWars #RNCinCLE #PadmeAmidala2016 #MakeTheGalaxyGreatAgain

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

@ksunshine13 @amazonmusic @Adele eewww

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

3 of my faves https://t.co/fS94UUVt2X

[TUDN USA @TUDNUSA]

We see you 👀 @ussoccer_WNT #USAvCRC #CopaAmerica

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

@RedCardoSalazar and to answer the original question I didn't invite u over cause every time I do you clog my toilet

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

@RedCardoSalazar wait this isn't my brother....he would call me "fool"...who is this?

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

My bro is hilarious https://t.co/VgrhITisaP

[Ricardo Salazar @RedCardoSalazar]

I have diarrhea. How do I watch the game from a port-o-potty? #USAvCRC

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

@TaylorTwellman nope...I'm worried about us forgetting basic principles of the game. Can't be a power until we become a contender.

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

@FS1 you need to update your logos. #USAvCOL #u23mnt

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

This account is pure gold. https://t.co/irZIb6m5sY

[Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo]

Welcome to the "Dad" side of the Force!

[Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo]

Ben says no one gets my dad joke references

I said then why do they call it "Pop" culture!

#zinger #classic #dadjoke

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

Same. #ucl https://t.co/BupNenPw9K

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Best-taken penalties I've seen in a long time.

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

Yes I follow e online...and watch scream queens... man card suspended. https://t.co/yhnmr8OB9T

[E! News @enews]

Cheers! The Chanels are all back for @ScreamQueens season 2! https://t.co/rRHw0o6dQQ

[Federico Salazar @fredsal21]

The only reason to buy a #cf97 ticket this year it seems https://t.co/1cBPYNK7ua

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

End to end.

ICYMI, @iamdavidaccam is pretty fast. https://t.co/EzL69YkqbO