Katie

Minnesota home grown. Oregon Forester. Equal parts hillbilly and hippie. On a lifelong quest to find the world’s best reuben.

[Katie @fredsslackss]

You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl.

[Katie @fredsslackss]

My @WhiteClaw’s lately…

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in 1920 we took children out of the coal mines

in 2020, the most popular video game on the market is minecraft.

the children yearn for the mines

[Katie @fredsslackss]

This new apple update has me rolling

[Katie @fredsslackss]

@aznxamy I try to avoid Portland in every way possible buuuuuut I did just buy tickets to Phantogram in November! I’m down by Roseburg

[Katie @fredsslackss]

Hey @ONCustServ @OldNavy @Gap - can someone explain why I was just shipped a box of hangers?

[Katie @fredsslackss]

@aznxamy Yeah! Moved here in December. I was in NorCal for a few years and finally made the jump

[Katie @fredsslackss]

@BReynoldsMN Free stuff and store credit is always welcomed. An explanation is needed cause this will be confusing me for years 😂

[Katie @fredsslackss]

@BReynoldsMN If it’s the floppy disk reader thing, yes I remember them. That is so bizarre. Maybe someone wanted to entertain themselves by chain confusion 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[Katie @fredsslackss]

@BReynoldsMN So that’s my original package. The girl working said she’d take care of it for me after I returned some online order items. I’m sure they used it as a hanger bin by the register, but how the hell did it end up being taped and handed off to UPS? 🙄

[Katie @fredsslackss]

I can’t help but think- What would @BReynoldsMN do?

[Katie @fredsslackss]

I returned some online order items in store. (Eugene, Oregon location) The very nice cashier said she’d take care of the box for me. Did I piss someone off by subtracting a small amount from their quota this quarter? What the hell is this?

[Katie @fredsslackss]

Stingrays are just frisbees with handles

[Dan Perlman @danjperlman]

Some days you're great at the CAPTCHA, some days you can't find all the boats

[Katie @fredsslackss]

And now we play the game
“Is he attractive, or are we just newly single?”
🤔

[Katie @fredsslackss]

If I ugly cry from dads/grandpas being gifted back a muscle car from their younger days does that make me a republican?

[Katie @fredsslackss]

Hey Babes @chrisdcomedy @SalVulcano I’m moving tomorrow, wish me luck!

[Katie @fredsslackss]

~must sale~

[Katie @fredsslackss]

~Slay~