rupaul drag race

25, Glasgow/Heathfield Family❤️ "Laughter is the best medicine"

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kissing the toilet lid to say thank you for being so comfy

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bowing to the toilet after finishing to thank it for its service

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my gf keeps waking me up in the night because apparently i’m listening to electroswing in my dreams and she can tell because i’m snapping on the off beat

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cloudy with a chance of meatballs 3 the more the meatier

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i like my coffee like i like my women. Strong and Independent

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just once i wish i could close eyes and walk. just once

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screenwriters try not to call a character harper or riley or jackson challenge

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i wash up so fiercely every time sometimes even during when i cook and yet my kitchen counter is still humming

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Jehovah’s Witnesses Anderson

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i would go to church if the bible was infinite jest

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and of course the liberal themocrats

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battery acid is dangerous and cruel i only buy free range acid!😂😆RT

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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what if we kissed in anne of cleves house

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(impenetrable aberdonian accent) it’s called shoegaze cuz shoegaze all seem to love it

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french mansplaining be like “homme, actually”😂

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if i start getting too fierce with you guys you can let me know i won't mind

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rest in peace marie curie you would have loved club penguin

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ijbomfl

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*at a buffet concept restaurant*

waiter: hi have you been here before no ok let me explain long table = menu