Winter in State College, 2018
Chapstick and phone chargers have become currency. You step outside for the first time in days at 4:57pm. You return 3min later, realizing warmth is futile. It's 5pm now, nighttime. You return to bed. Tomorrow you'll try again.
This is ur life now
Holiday car commercials kill me. “Ah, allow me to elaborately reveal my staged 40k Christmas present to you, loved one.” Lmao my Mom and dad are getting beer for Christmas.