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Massive shit ta(l)ker. All views are mine and mine alone. I don't represent shit else but me, please don't get it twisted. He/him/bruh

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Nothing makes me want to turn to Satan more than those fucking awful @HeGetsUs commercials

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Ryan Yarborough's entrance song is Smooth Operator by Sadé and I'm fuckin WEAK

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Been tryna learn Spanish in some form or other since I was like 7. Been doing Pimsleur for about a month or so and finally am starting to grasp the parts that have eluded me (mostly grammar and tenses). Feelsgoodman.jpg

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Gotham Sports App has to be the worst sports streaming app in the known universe. Always making you re-login, re-connect your TV service...Jesus bruh

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I get why he's mad. They were both calling for it, but when the CF and RF call for the ball, it's the CF's ball. He's the leader of the outfield. This is the second time it's happened. Third time might be an injury and then what? Fuckery

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This is at least the second time Grisham has been calling for the ball and had Caballero run into him. The last time I saw it happen, Grisham obviously wasn't happy but he laughed it off. This time he didn't. Lost his hat and didn't even get it from Cab, made him bring it in

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The world cup in NYC is gonna be such a shitshow oh my God I can't wait

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Like ol boy just rolled on board with this. What in tarnation are ya doin

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Absolutely baffling when people get on the subway with bicycles (like what're you doing, cheating in a race?) -- but I'm truly fuckin flabbergasted when people bring their motorized bikes on.

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Respectfully

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SUNDRESS SZNNNN

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Got compliments on the fit for the party last night from two of the biggest haters I know, so I know I was stylin hahaha

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(and yes I'm aware that some people are married and just don't wear rings, not the point, let me have this)

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Brings me great joy when I encounter annoying people in public and see ringless fingers. Like hell yeah this is probably one of the myriad reasons why nobody wants to marry you

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Hey @OMNY when's that 30 day option coming

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Glad Dominguez is back in the Majors but sweet Christ that facial hair needs to get fuckin yeeted into the gotdamn Sun

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They just called talmbout "we'll be there in 25 max 30 minutes." Cool I'll hold my breath and hopefully you'll be here by noon

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Called a locksmith days ago to get a quote to change some locks. They need to see the locks, sure, make an appointment. That appointment is today 10am. We called at 9am today to confirm. Yup, confirmed, see you at 10am.

It's almost 11am. No locksmith. No calls. Nothing

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Why is everyone so fucking unprofessional

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First 3 @MTA train cars this morning have been converted to homeless hotels: every bench, taken by sleeping bums, and a HUGE pile of literal shit on the walkway between the cars. Remind me why I'm paying more for this "service"? Oh yeah cuz there's no alternative. Cool