Fred the Sage

The wise words of Fred

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

Ahhhh gotta breakout the showbox

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

“Rain rain go away” - mastah piece

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

Teach a guy ta fish .... he eats fa a day .... teach a guy ta woerk at da mahket .... he eats da cashiah #datswhyididdat

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh guess who’z back ..... back again ..... Fred is back .... Good times - Good Frenz

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

Just pissed while i pumped gas....#winning

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

@JayGTaylor dont give up! The darkness has no answers

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

@lexitaylorr stop ordering Amazon stuff

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

Oh My God Im totally in your ass right now!

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

@edionne15 @DanielCurreri and why would you say that?

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

@edionne15 @DanielCurreri ahhh, Emma, theres only ah, one unicorn round heah.

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

@DanielCurreri you mean pawt?

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

@DanielCurreri not raberto....just sayin

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

@DanielCurreri ahhhh, what?

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

@DanielCurreri ahhh, ha, who?

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

You ahhh, know whats even betta than hooka? Smokin cigarettes! Nuttin like some Saila and a newpawt #cancersticks

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

@DanielCurreri ahhhh, that uhhhh, sounds pretty gay. Not good

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

@JayGTaylor godson...youre like a saila now

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

@robdavis122 ahhh..Roberto...gay is ok now #LoveWins

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

Ahhhh @DanielCurreri , pretty sure you ah, didnt come down fah the wing tour. Why would you do that?

[Fred the Sage @fredthesage]

Ahhhh, cant go the island wit my bro...stupit mahket