Fred “4 Seconds” Turtleneck

Below average human. Above average gambler. Zyns and 9mm’s | 24

[Fred “4 Seconds” Turtleneck @fredturtleneck]

@skippygreen99 is the absolute man. Dude fucks

[Fred “4 Seconds” Turtleneck @fredturtleneck]

This brotha is wearing a BOMBER JACKET in SUMMER in the SOUTH. Somebody stop this guy

[Fred “4 Seconds” Turtleneck @fredturtleneck]

@art_woodson @JBagaholic @Pughan2 All packed and ready for the weekend

[Fred “4 Seconds” Turtleneck @fredturtleneck]

Just seen a fat little Samoan kid and told him shit ain’t sweet

[Fred “4 Seconds” Turtleneck @fredturtleneck]

HOLY SHIT. Been so dry over here might take this client up on the offer

[Fred “4 Seconds” Turtleneck @fredturtleneck]

Now pronounce you Mr and Mrs BRICK

[Fred “4 Seconds” Turtleneck @fredturtleneck]

Canes sauce on the box fir me

[Fred “4 Seconds” Turtleneck @fredturtleneck]

It’s 9:30 in the fucking morning and THEY are HOOTING AND HOLLERING at the hotel continental breakfast

FUCK OFF

[Fred “4 Seconds” Turtleneck @fredturtleneck]

@art_woodson Great take. Will seek help

[Fred “4 Seconds” Turtleneck @fredturtleneck]

Chat am I cooked? Smiling at my phone and shit. Needs to find a new home in the bottom of the river

[Fred “4 Seconds” Turtleneck @fredturtleneck]

@art_woodson @LearnBall13 Incorrect

[Fred “4 Seconds” Turtleneck @fredturtleneck]

This H1B uber made me put a PIN code in, wtf is that

[Mur🥜 @SquirrelMurray]

Just hit the Midwest grand slam

[Fred “4 Seconds” Turtleneck @fredturtleneck]

I need Jesus in my life

[Taysir Mack’s Burner @accenjoyer1]

Jarvis, multiply by 12 and decrease visibility by 30%

[Fred “4 Seconds” Turtleneck @fredturtleneck]

Met my wife last night. Put her name in my phone asked if she was German and shawty said

“Yes like hitler”

[Fred “4 Seconds” Turtleneck @fredturtleneck]

My boy @BRICK123467 buys anything Rogan puts in his show

[Fred “4 Seconds” Turtleneck @fredturtleneck]

Put on a masterclass last night. Also the snack wrap is back, never been happier

[Fred “4 Seconds” Turtleneck @fredturtleneck]

Some yard picked me up and he needs to go home

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

When did dating get this hard?