Fred Koenig

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

A special guest appearance on my recent blog. https://t.co/snDBcqS57x

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

I loved @JackieVarriano stories on Tacoma restaurants in this Sunday's paper! https://t.co/4n1ZJUvc3b

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

That's a lot of clams. https://t.co/snDBcqRxhZ

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

I started a new blog about my move from Missouri to Washington. https://t.co/snDBcqS57x

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

I finally got a big break as a writer. I've been invited to be a guest contributor on a major influencer's blog: https://t.co/cso9Mw45x0

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

@DOGE @SecRollins @USDA I don't consider a program spending $500,000 to plant trees in inner cities wasteful. I would say that it's long overdue. Elon understands solar well enough to know that neighborhoods without tree canopy are much hotter. Just look at a heat map.

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

@elonmusk So Elon, have you seen The Shrouds yet? Curious what you think of it.

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

Deadpool & Wolverine was ok, but could have used some more stabbing. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

My good friend Brett Dufur has a new book out on the Rock Island Trail. Check it out at https://t.co/k2Teer9eXu.

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

TV doesn't work. Yeah, but check out the size of the fridge.

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

My youngest son Oliver is spending the summer working in Yellowstone National Park with his girlfriend Opal. You can read their blog at https://t.co/sDVujCblEq. You can also view their pictures on Instagram at https://t.co/YEt5K5D9dA

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Remember when we were all so proud of Butker for having a cross on his forehead during the Superbowl victory parade?

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

The testimony at the hush money trial this week calls into question the journalistic integrity of The National Enquirer.

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

Henry, to his parents: You two, and recent immigrants, are the only people I know who watch broadcast television.

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

Two words for anyone considering voting for a write-in candidate during the primaries: Jimmy Carter.

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

I don't long to be the richest guy around. I just want to have enough money so that when I wear a monocle and a top hat it seems appropriate.

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

RIP Norman Lear https://t.co/b1uye7UNLg

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

Ages of the top ten (of 620) women in the 5K on Thanksgiving, in order of finish: 19, 21, 14, 12, 19, 29, 23, 18, 50 and 18. My wife is on that list.

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

Wouldn't a large, deep subterranean city/farm provide fail-safe protection for humanity from a nuclear holocaust or asteroid strike just as well as a Mars colony? Too bad no one has any big diggers. @elonmusk

[Fred Koenig @FredUMC]

Finding the snakeskin boots in the Corvette this morning leads me to believe the boy went Honky Tonkin' last night.