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This is my bio.

[X Parody @freeAgent85]

@ScottGreenfield Uh, Pete? What precipitated Iran deciding to close the Strait of Hormuz? Was it something the Democrats or media did, or was it something your boss did? Could it have been caused by Operation Epic Fury?

[X Parody @freeAgent85]

FFS

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

TRUMP: WE'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF CUBA

[Jay in Kyiv @JayinKyiv]

All hell has broken loose at Putin's Economic Forum after Steven Seagal has reportedly eaten several members of the Chinese delegation.

Here, hurriedly waddling from the scene of the crime.

@sseagalofficial

[X Parody @freeAgent85]

@Opcode_Network Truth

[X Parody @freeAgent85]

@CathyYoung63 I mean that in the sense of doing his bidding as the head of one of the major news organizations (and getting that job in the first place because of that support). She’s not out on the streets waving Trump banners, but she’s twisting the media in his direction.

[Cathy Young 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 @CathyYoung63]

The problem is that Bari basically renounced those views in an overt suck-up to MAGA.
Sorry, but anyone who recants an overly negative view of Trump AFTER January 2021 is either a moron or a hack. And Bari Weiss is not a moron.

https://t.co/FnRuqwlDnw

[X Parody @freeAgent85]

What just happened in Kuwait? That’s what a “halted” conflict looks like to this administration?

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

BESSENT: IRAN CONFLICT 'HAS BEEN HALTED'

[X Parody @freeAgent85]

@KyleSGibson Yeah, that’s an extremely unhelpful response. I’m sure there’s some nut job out there (or Platner himself) who started a rumor that Platner is a serial killer, pedophile, etc. Good to know that’s not true!

[X Parody @freeAgent85]

Seems reasonable. We are at the “elect me because I’m not a corrupt sociopath” stage of democratic evolution.

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

@JohnCornyn Texas, vote #Libertarian🗽

Personal freedom,
Economic freedom,
Peace, &
Prosperity!

[X Parody @freeAgent85]

@daveweigel Congress leaves old, ridiculous laws in place, so maybe he would fit right in.

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

I know people who’ve moved from one anonymous job to another and deleted their entire millennial online life out of caution. A senate candidate leaving up a shirtless dating profile is just boneheaded.

[MyEtherWallet | MEW @myetherwallet]

MEW understood something that most crypto teams still don't: the product is the mission.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JACOBS: I have one last question for you. Who won the 2020 presidential election?

MARCO RUBIO: I'm not here to answer about 2020

JACOBS: It seems like you have an issue admitting facts, just like you couldn't admit the shoes the president bought you were too big

RUBIO: The florsheims fit fine

[Kenneth Roth @KenRoth]

Trump is in a bind. He doesn't want to accept another Obama-type nuclear deal with Iran, which he recklessly abandoned, allowing Iran to build up its nuclear capacity, but he is running out of munitions for more bombing, and the price of oil remains high. https://t.co/DzB8cSrccY

[Tom Wright @TomWrightAsia]

How does a fugitive cyber-scam boss buy his way into mainstream corporate industries? He uses Wall Street.

A leaked forensic report shows Benjamin Mauerberger put millions of dollars straight into Bank of America. Short thread on the scoop. 1/3👇

[Ben Tavener @BBCBenTavener]

Rodney Mims Cook Jr - the man charged with overseeing Trump’s ballroom and arch projects - was in no mood to speak to the press in St Petersburg today. Marco Rubio said he was “unaware” a US delegation was at the International Economic Forum, once dubbed “Putin’s Davos”. Surreal!

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Hegseth consistently gaslights that Iran's military is "destroyed". It's a total lie - as evidenced by today's devastating attack on Kuwait.

13 Americans dead, billions wasted, and Iran still has the majority of their missiles/drones; control of the Strait.

A disaster.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I just had this done. *holds up chart comparing reflecting pool to buildings*

[X Parody @freeAgent85]

Because we have nothing better or more important to discuss with Russia…

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

RUSSIA , U.S. ARE ACTIVELY DISCUSSING JOINT PROJECTS IN RUSSIAN ARCTIC - RIA CITES DMITRIEV