Libertarian Ben

Freedom isn't vulgar, it's the supreme philosophy

[Libertarian Ben @free_poodle_boy]

@poodle_boy @katshermack Typical capitalists, exploiting the working class. Wait, we don't work, we're dogs! LOL! Bark!

[Libertarian Ben @free_poodle_boy]

The media needs to lay off Rob Ford. Let he who is without sin cast the first bone. Bone... #yum LOL #LOL

[Libertarian Ben @free_poodle_boy]

Spending this rainy Monday thinking about how the government is wasting my tax dollars. Except I don't pay taxes cuz I'm a dog! LOL! #ruff

[Libertarian Ben @free_poodle_boy]

@poodle_boy BARK BARK LOL

[Libertarian Ben @free_poodle_boy]

Sitting here at home while my human is out, reading the Fountainhead. #free_enterprise lol arf!

[Libertarian Ben @free_poodle_boy]

I don't beg for food, I appeal to investors! lol! #whoisjohngalt

[Libertarian Ben @free_poodle_boy]

@poodle_boy I could ask the SAME of YOU! I haven't even sniffed you yet! How do I know you're REAL?? #tension #suspense

[Libertarian Ben @free_poodle_boy]

@poodle_boy I'll eat anything if it's on a human's dinner plate. Even liver! Even my liver! Wait, that's weird. Is that weird? #mmmfood

[Libertarian Ben @free_poodle_boy]

@JonMichaelMace my unique identity is my own property, and it includes sniffing butts! Don't judge!!!!

[Libertarian Ben @free_poodle_boy]

Roses are red... so is meat! Are roses tasty? Nope! #yuck

[Libertarian Ben @free_poodle_boy]

@poodle_boy right???

[Libertarian Ben @free_poodle_boy]

Chased my own tail for a while, like the state chases unfair and unsustainable social security programs! lol! bark

[Libertarian Ben @free_poodle_boy]

I bark at panhandlers. Bark! barbarbark! eep!

[Libertarian Ben @free_poodle_boy]

arooo! bark!

[Libertarian Ben @free_poodle_boy]

I hope my Valentine works for a rail line tycoon. And hates cats! lol!

[Libertarian Ben @free_poodle_boy]

I'm trying to bark like Ayn Rand. BARRRK!... B-... B-WEALTH IS THE PRODUCT OF A MAN'S CAPACITY TO THINK-ARK! BARK!

[Libertarian Ben @free_poodle_boy]

My human works for food. Food for me! I work to eat it #turning_food_to_poop LOL!

[Libertarian Ben @free_poodle_boy]

Prosperity demands we reject the futility of classic neoliberalism and employ the gold standard. I like steaks. That means more steaks! lol