Laura H.

French fries and fitness.

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Thank you @FitStar for my shiny new badge! Finished the New Years challenge with 3 days to spare 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼 #fitstarchallenge

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@theCHIVE can you help us spread the word? Bill Murray Appreciation Day, Sat, Feb 2, Luckie's Liquors, Baltimore, MD.

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Someone tell Bill he needs to get to Baltimore, pronto. #billmurray #greatestmanonearth

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Grumpier Old Men Outtakes http://t.co/YZuTNnCD via @youtube

If you don't find this funnier than Tosh .0, promptly unfollow me.

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Ravens fans = insufferable. Redskins fans = insufferable. My current FB news feed = SO VERY INSUFFERABLE. #hockeycomebacktome

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4 months without hockey is equal to 4 months of raging PMS. SOMEONE GIVE ME POUTINE NOW!!!!!!

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We are from Montreal, Canada. We speak English but French is a beautiful language. Our city has the most gorgeous women in the world #Canada

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"Shut up, Siri."- the most common sentence spoken. Ever. Amongst us drunks.

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So my sister's drunk coworker is sleeping in my spare bedroom tonight. Is it wrong to make husband snuggle up so she has an awkward morning?

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Drunk at 2am? Get husband to get food on the way home from work. Marriage = 24/7 carryout. #matrimonyisdelicious

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Sympathy pregnancy cravings: also delicious.

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Visited my 8mo preggo friend tpday. Ate sweet tarts at 11am. Sympathy pregnancy is real. And it's terrifying.

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"No we don't have Alize" #getout

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"I think you just had a lot of sugar" is the explanation for this.

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Best Friend: "Can i put water in my scotch?" Me, Dad, and Sis, "..........." We take our whiskey seriously here.

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@sheeliep you're welcome to attend any Hildebrand family function. They're all like this.

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Dinner time. "Can I have a white to go with my red?" #wineisyumyum

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My mom cooks Thanksgiving dinner like she's driving the bus in Speed.

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"Is everyone writing in the Thanksgiving Journal??"- mom.

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"She just said she doesn't care if he bacon gets crispy, it's 'just for flavor". (From other room): "WHAT?!?!?!?!"