Nick Mitchell

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[Nick Mitchell @freebasser]

I know right?! People can never change from who they were nearly four decades ago. For example, forty years ago I had no idea what the alphabet was. Fast forward to the present and I can’t read or write. I learned nothing over that time span. Fuck Jon Hamm and the lessons he never learned. I know he’s still out there hazing pledges.

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@NoContextBrits Flavor.

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@Smith_WessonInc M&P 22 MAGNUM firing .22 WMR

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@NobodymrRobert The Darwin 3000

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New rule #2 now that the United States owns hockey.

No more of this low scoring, soccer crap. We're making it more like gridiron football. A goal is now worth 6 points. After a goal, the scoring team may take an open goal shot from the other end of the rink for one point or attempt a 15 second, half rink 3 on 3 for two points. This will lessen the likelihood for ties. Ties are for hippies.

#Olympics #canada #UnitedStates #goldmedal

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Now that the United States owns hockey, there’s going to be some changes around here.

First, whenever a goal is scored by your team, it is mandatory that you fire your AR-15 into the air. If you don’t own an AR-15, you are required to purchase one by the start of the next hockey season.

Stay tuned fo additional rules.

#Hockey #Olympics #canada #UnitedStates #goldmedal

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US Men’s Hockey playing for gold against Canada tomorrow.

Canada is going to need to send JJ Frankie JJ and the Jims to win this one. #IYKYK #GYBAT #Olympics2026

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@Queen_primis Not too many restaurants out there teaching how to burn eggs.

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@ZacharyLevi And just like most people who use AI for creative endeavors it lacks structure, discipline, and emotion.

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@UnrealBluegrass @elonmusk Psh. Shows how much you know. I’m betting we can at least get at least 30, maybe 40 seconds before they kick it. Somebody never had a pet fish in a box and it shows.

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Same as when Top Gear did it. I'm not watching it. The magic is, was, and always will be with Clarkson, Hammond, and May and their loving irreverncence for each other. That can't be duplicated or replaced. Like Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor. Sure, other duos have been funny, but not like that.

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@elonmusk It depends on your circumstances and your mindset, sir. I could teach you, but it may be too difficult for you to learn.

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@amazingvideosdz Wow. I just have these wrenches that ratchet. What a fool I've been.

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@FenixAmmunition Welcome to a little thing the courts like to call "premeditated." Never telegraph the play. That's how you end up with first degree charges. 😂

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@lady_valor_07 When a helicopter and an airplane lobe each other very much...

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@HumansNoContext You think so? Even with it lining up with the music and all? Disney used to do things just because it was funny. It was a simpler time.

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@justinbieber That feature annoys and angers him and so much Justin started calling it Hailey.

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@WeaponsVault Shooting subjects at short to medium long range with maximum stabilty.

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@Matt_Pinner One motion, grab by tail and whip its head into the floor. I'll determine if it was venomous later.

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@NobodymrRobert That was much quicker than hitting it with a rod. 😂