Sarah

i only tweet when i hate a facebook post. 🤷‍♀️ light up backpack enthusiast. she/hers. i work here.

[Sarah @freecrampons]

@odetotrvce this is a piping hot social commentary

[Sarah @freecrampons]

@Loccdawggg @halliesaurus YA HEAR

[Sarah @freecrampons]

@daisandconfused @silverkey935

[Sarah @freecrampons]

@buddy_ferrara @silverkey935

[Sarah @freecrampons]

@EliArieh @silverkey935

[Emma Pettit @EmmaJanePettit]

Outlook's search function is perfect for those days when you want to read just 30 percent of the emails between you and someone else, out-of-order, without any of your replies or attachments showing up

[Maggie Slepian (she/her) @MaggieSlepian]

@gldivittorio :(

[Caroline Chiari 👩🏼‍💻🏳️‍🌈 @CarolineChiari]

@Caitlyn_Jenner If transgender athletes were winning every competition it would be one thing, but they’re not
Top athletes of ANY gender are genetic anomalies. Sports, by definition, aren’t fair. Top female athletes beat male athletes all the time. Male puberty does not mean physical superiority

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

my therapist told me i was a perfectionist and i told her that can’t be true because if i was i would be more successful and then we just kind of sat in silence for a minute and pondered what i had said

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

If enforcing gender norms requires a constant state of surveillance and censorship then they probably aren't as biological or innate as you think they are

[kiana @caveghoul]

diversity win! the guy leaving you to die on a rock in the middle of the atlantic ocean uses your partner’s correct pronouns!

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Please understand that over 1,000 cops were added to the subway system in the past couple months, meaning there are over 3,500 subway cops in NYC. And this tragedy still happened. We desperately need to think beyond police when it comes to public safety.

[Jack Saint @lackingsaint]

do words even need to be said

[The Debt Collective 🟥 @StrikeDebt]

Biden won’t raise taxes on families making $400k a year*

*student debt payments are set to resume in May

[Capitol Q @IntergalacticQ]

White people are always like “whoa there bud, we only support violence on the systematic level”

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

See? A professional comedian didn’t understand HIS JOKE

Nor did the script supervisor, the 9 other writers, the person who loaded it into the teleprompter, the crew at rehearsal, the cameraman already zoomed in on Jada & the director who used the shot

See? They don’t be knowing

[Dr. CBS @drcbs_]

But fr, how y'all pro-war but anti-slap?

[Sarah @freecrampons]

If “I might get smacked for the things I say” is any one’s big scary takeaway of the evening, that’s so great, hooray