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[Bob @freeduhguys]

I might look like I'm ok but deep down I just want to trick an Adventist into eating pork

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

The older you get, the more you realize that if something genuinely makes you happy, it’s usually smartest to keep it private.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i personally feel like folks (especially women) are blowing their youth trying to psychoanalyze men instead of getting hot and enjoying life. Men don't care about the impact of their own actions, why tf you do

[GG @_WhatsGoodG]

Very excited. Prime time aint even hit yet.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

It should come NATURALLY for a man to want to have fun with you, take you out, feed you, do nice things for you, and compliment you.
You should never have to teach someone to do that.

[Rex Ruthor, MD @rxbiu]

Again, the greatest form of love is consideration.

[k @ysljennii]

watching a man cook is probably #1 on the list for nonsexual things that turn me on/I’m attracted to.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

nobody, and i mean NOBODY, can make me hate on a Tramp Stamp <3

[blue @bluewmist]

the older i get the more i realise happiness is quiet mornings, a clean space, early nights, a safe home and people who don’t drain my energy.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when I tell you I couldn’t sleep for like a week

[Pяom Pяom🌚 @effxzzzyy]

he’s proof that sometimes the love of your life isn’t the right person for you.

[💗 @dumbtwttt]

i refuse to give birth to a baby unless i am 100% adored, loved & taken care of by the father.

[Fear Bavaria 🇿🇦🔴⚪ @InshallahSZN]

Imagine having to double down that you have micropenis to win in divorce court 😂😭

[Khan 🧢 🌟 @Khanstillday]

Reason why they don’t celebrate Fathers day 😂

[🐾 @elsdawg]

i’d genuinely kms

[Maryam @hell_line0]

The pain of marrying the wrong person is far worse than the fear of not being married by 30. Take this as a sign ladies!

[garçon @boymolish]

To find someone who would do this with you in excitement, in boredom and forever rather than just the one night is everything

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

This how men lie.

[Cee☆ @ceelune_]

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