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[Jacob @JacobCookeMMA]

Justin and Ilia dm eachother 🔥

[JW @freeethug]

@EASPORTSUFC Mighty Mouse #UFC6

[EA SPORTS UFC @EASPORTSUFC]

To celebrate the worldwide launch of #UFC6, we're giving away copies of the Ultimate Edition 🔥

To enter:
• Like this post
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[NazUFC @NazUFC]

Giving away UFC 6 standard edition codes.

To enter:
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Winners will be picked at random and contacted by DM. Good luck. 👊🏻

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@RoboManAlpha Yes please- I’m begging you.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JoeyMannarino How about you going fuck yourself Joey. Say that to my face if you ever see me in person you weak ass lightweight.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[JW @freeethug]

@Stx_mae @Promiseishim Typically, lobotomites don’t understand much so that checks out.

[JW @freeethug]

@mynerdyhome The “we hate cancel culture” group loves to “cancel” anyone who makes jokes about them. Grow up and take jokes despite who you are. Liberal, conservative, communist, libertarian or socialist. For being the free speech crowd,you grifters love to go against it and “cancel” anyone.

[President Milkman @ItRainedMilk]

@falloutonprime @bethesda “Oh well, AVE CAESAR, bitch!”

[TMZ @TMZ]

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Cut Penis off Raccoon https://t.co/hfSjc6TGs9

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

I definitely get why influencers give in to the ultra conservative grift. These dudes tweet shit like "my favorite WalMart got taken over by the minorities @ICEgov" and get 100k likes. Then launch a podcast where they read Truth Social posts for 2 hours and get rich

[JW @freeethug]

@66piecesofmalik I just finished the album, went into it hyped but slightly concerned that it’s been almost 5 years since his last album, and I’m stunned at his performance. No Blame gave me goosebumps and the André cadence on “i am not a lyricist” was shocking and amazing

[Associated Fress @AssociatedFress]

🔴 Trump Accidentally Arrests Curtis Silwa

[JW @freeethug]

@deeore5 Yall in Flint or what

[On God News @OnGodNews_]

🚨WORST DAY EVER ALERT🚨

- plaqueboymax spreads rumors on faze banks
- Kai Cenat gets cheated on and the homewrecker is NBA youngboy
- ALL faze members LEFT
- Keemstar is still ALIVE

Is this the worst day ever??

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Wow this is big

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

JD Vance using cuss words

[tippity @tippity]

one extremely glaring omission here, don't ya think?